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Blague pour les francos , le sexe atravers les ages c'est MMS.!!!

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Sorry but this joke not translatable .

Cette blague pas traductible.

La vie sexuelle c'est MMS

A 20 ans : Matin , Midi, Soir.

A 40 ans : Mardi, Mercredi ,Samedi.

a 60 ans: Mars , Mai ,septembre.

a  75 ans: Mes Meilleurs Souvenirs !!!!

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10 hours ago, major-mark63 said:

Sorry but this joke not translatable .

Cette blague pas traductible.

La vie sexuelle c'est MMS

A 20 ans : Matin , Midi, Soir.

A 40 ans : Mardi, Mercredi ,Samedi.

a 60 ans: Mars , Mai ,septembre.

a  75 ans: Mes Meilleurs Souvenirs !!!!

This joke is translatable.

Joke for the French, sex through the ages is MMS.!!!

Sex life is MMS. (Multimedia Messaging Service) eh safe sex for what's out there today, let them keep it.....my opinion

At 20: Morning, Noon, Evening.

At 40: Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday.

At 60: March, May, September.

At 75: My Best Memories!!!!

and save gasoline for not to travel and condoms 

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