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You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl.
Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital.
Now that's stressful.

At the hospital they say she is pregnant and congratulate you on becoming a father.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl insists that you are.

This is becoming very stressful.

So then.... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are definitely not the father, because you are infertile, and probably have been since birth.
You are extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.

NOW THAT'S REAL STRESS!!!


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Well I do have 5 step Kids 😜 that i have help raise for the last 24 years 🤣. But I did produce 3 Daughters to my ex wife so you could be on to something 🤣🤣🤣 

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