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XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. NostradewmusXI (42)Dedman (32)Timpie78 (47)Essssieeee (34)

Happy Birthday! All The Best Esssieee, Esssieee

Rob why is it that you always see 2 Nun's together ........to makes sure the other nun gets none

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

Happy Thanksgiving fellow Canadians

Happy Birthday everyone.

Happy Birthday folks! Especially @Essssieeee who keeps our daytime play fun and seems to like me the most! lol

not the turkey...... a whole 7" pumpkin pie topped with whipped cream, yum

Happy Thx giving day !!!!! Be easy on the turkey......................

Happy birthday !!!!!!!! Gefeliciteerd !!!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving to my Canadian friends!

Thank you Skuz!

Thank you Skuz!

Thanks Skuzapo!

Thank You Skuzapo!

Have a GREAT Thanksgiving!!!

Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Canadians!

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's' voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." She replied "You're having soup, *** hole. I was talking to the cat!"

Jan, Sue and Icequeen haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine. Then Icequeen walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine. Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a a very beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue, where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix. Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida. Icequeen explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Jim. They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow their own vegetables. Jim can stand five parrots, side by side, on his dick. Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility. Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama. Icequeen confesses that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

Since I cannot yet play BF6 (until Nov) I have been going to You Tube to see it in action, I MUST SAY (maybe I have a sick sense of humor) IT LOOKS HILARIOUS! I WANT TO PLAY!!!! So I watched this and it was funny so I am sharing.

The one in my phone was this...

Training My Husband to Be Romantic#couple #relatable #couplegoals #couplecomedy #couplesoftiktok

and they watched