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Unchileno

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  1. A young and curious American Indian ask his father..Dad ..Why older sister name "FULL MOON".. Well ..when sister born..I come out of Tipi..and first thing I see..was Full moon..So I called her "FULL MOON".. Aww...So why you Call older brother "Sitting Bull".. Same thing..When older brother was born..I come out of Tipi..and first thing I see was a "SITTING BULL".. awwww... Why you ask me so many questions.."DOG TAKING SHIT"..
  2. A man walks into a pet shop..looking for a bird that talks..As he suspects his wife is cheating on him.. The man at the store tries to sell him a Brazilian Parrot..This bird talk 5 languages..a good companion..How much?..the man ask.. $5000....thats too much the man answers..Well we have this other here..African parrot..speaks 3 languages..Great companion too..How much?..the man asks..$3000..thats too much he replies..well how much do you have?..the sales man ask..I have $100.. $100?..Well for that much we have that Budgie there..He speaks 10 languages..he is like the Pope..Really!!.the man replies..Why so cheap..He is got no legs..Come on!..he says..he is standing on the Perch!..How then?..Well he has learn this cool trick..to balance him self with his Penis..The man shocked and amused..decided to take him.. So he brings the bird home..new cage and everything..Shoots the shit with him before he goes to bed..The next day the man is off to work..watch my wife please while Im gone..as she is a bit promiscuous.. When the man arrives home he finds the bird half conscious..head split open..he promptly ask him What happen?.. Man!!..when you left the, your neighbour stop by..He knock on the door..Your wife answer half naked..brought him inside..WTF?..he replies..What happen next?..She sat him on the bed and started to give him HEAD..WTF?..He replies..What happen next?..He ask..She got on top of him and started to ride him..like a horse at a fair..WTF?..he ask again..WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?...To what the bird replies.. I DONT KNOW DUDE..I GOT A HARD ON..AND WENT HEAD FIRST..
  3. StormCrow Im done too!! Masterbating that is... 4th time today!
  4. Welcome ..have fun.....Thxs for intro
  5. I like...LIKE ...A LOT..
  6. I AGREE CRACK..BUT..I WOULD INCLUDE CAPER TOO..
  7. IM SORRY FUNSTICK FOR YOUR LOST...GOD BLESS HER..
  8. Well well..another original follower...Can helps but wonder if all of this shit is been planned behind the scenes by some of yous for a while now...trying to take down XI from the inside out..this is just like real life people..You have to adjust to Life changes..Life dont adjust to you people...You crying ..is not what it use to be..FUCKING RIGHT IS NOT WHAT IT USE TO BE...IS FUCKING BETTER NOW..More people to hang out with..More people to makes as grow in all aspects..is not a 30 man clan anymore..we are almost 500 strong...and this people are joining..because the see something on us..that you Dumb asses are failing to see..Killer1..I respect your decision..BUT..Cant agree with your comments..and your partying shots to top it off..you like to come back and hag out on the servers..WHY?..you are leaving cause you dont like the Drama..cause by you guys..the same people on website..are the same people you see on game...IS NOT FUN ANYMORE...So why come back again and again..How many people you guys have now to start a clan?..like 5..I say go for it..and stop breaking out Balls here... Is a shame that the people we use to look up to..are nothing but FAKES...2 faces if you like to call them..And they come back after the fact and still throw FUEL on the fire...when they make comments..BULL SHIT... P.S..THIS SHOULD BE MOVED TO CLAN MEMBERS ONLY..DONT LET THIS FUCKS GET A HARD ON..WATCHING US FIGHT AMONG EACH OTHERS..GET USE TO XI GROWING GUYS...YOUR BS WILL NOT BRING US DOWN...
  9. Wait a minute..is not 3 Months yet?....Oh February is shorter.... ..... P.S...When you make your own bed...no choice by lay on it... P.P.S....you did a great job...good luck ..
  10. I KNOW WHAT I'LL BE PLAYING WITH...
  11. Oh no ....not the titanic again.....Can you make it like a rats map..on top of Fat Woman laying down on the beach...maybe Seagulls pecking at us..I can just imagine where I could HIDE..the possibilities are ENDLESS..... P.S...let me know if you need a hand with some pictures.....Thats Amboy down there..
  12. Welcome brother and welcome to the mad house...and yes we do have some great members here...the pictures are awesome too.. ...Power...getting shot at...
  13. Wow..we really got to start looking around guys..this thing has been posted at least 3 times...
  14. This is a show called..This is who I am...this guy is imitating Shakira...He does a dam good job at it too..just listen..Real good..is in another Language..But the voice is exactly like hers..so much so..that when Shakira goes to Chile again...she wants to meet this guy.
  15. SgtHarryWeezer Bullshit. We know you hack. +1
  16. ..Storm and Wife..Testing the Boat..
  17. Weed I be careful with Storm..that guy is Fishy bro...Just a tip..
  18. BRO...LET ME SAY..THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE...
  19. Can say I have had this..but..Ill give it a whirl..
  20. I dont think she ever was...but glad she is ok..
  21. Is he dancing..or directing a plane for a landing?.....
  22. I keep telling you guys..specially if you dont have the maps..please leave between maps..for a few seconds and join again...Also we are having some issues with the provider I believe..which causes some of this on game crashes...besides that..is all good to me. Thxs for Posting Bro..
  23. LOOKS GOOD GUYS...THXS FOR POSTING...
  24. HEY!!! LOOK AT MY MEDAL..
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