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Congrats everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats Hurts see you in game

ETHICS TEST Be Honest. They seem simple at first and get harder as you go along Question # 1: You are running late for work, so you cut through the park to save time. As you round the corner you find a little girl crying because she has spilled her ice cream all over herself. What do you do? A) You're so late that you keep on going and hope that no one sees you. You stop and offer to buy her another ice cream to shut her up. C) You stop and offer to clean her up and get her another ice cream. Scroll down and see if you answered correctly! :-) BE HONEST Want to change your answer? ....end of test

Congrats TJ see you soon in game

I own a 1930 Ford tudor sedan with a 350 CID and three 2 barrel carbs for more power . So pwrcrzy52 the 52 is the year i was born. Also the plate on my motor cycle was just pwrcrzy.

Hi Tom wslcome to the forums . Hope you are having fun in the freeze tag server. Shoot you soon.

Cute pictures Rick ,the smiles say it all

Funny vids thanks

It is quit obvious that the payload operator didn't have enough training on the equipment. I work for our town in upstate NY and you would not be aloud to use the equipment until you have the training and the time in it. The city would pay the bill for the cars involved. Saw that clip on the news too. The tow truck deiver should have known better.

After serious & cautious consideration... your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2011 My Wish for You in 2011 May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy May the problems you had, forget your home address! In simple words ............ May 2011 be the best year of your life!!! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

HOOTERS! (Scientific Research Of) The research has just been completed: One thing about Hooters is: 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big hooters, and the 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys! If you are one of the 90%, then ENJOY IT!!! TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!

LOL Nice one Johnny

Merry Christmas !!!!!!!!!!!

'Nollaig Shona Duit' The Gaelic greeting for 'Merry Christmas' Chilli

Just before Christmas, two brothers were spending the night at their Grandmother's house. At bed time, they knelt down to say their prayers. As they closed their eyes, one boy said in a loud voice, "Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a Wii, a telescope and a new bike." His older brother said, "Why are you shouting? God isn't deaf." "I know," said his brother, "but Grandma is."

Maybe PM Rugger he might be able to let you know how to do it

A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her. Later, he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee. "How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We just made love!" "Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile." Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother , I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?" The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years and I wasn't about to start now!"

Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile. But FART!! just ONE time....

Its suppost to be in jokes . Funny though

A rather scruffy-looking man came into a bank. Reaching the head of the line, he said to the teller, "I wanna open a fucking checking account." "Certainly, sir," answered the teller, "but there's no need to use that kind of language." "Couldja move it along lady? I just wanna open a fucking checking account," growled the would-be customer. "I'll be glad to be of service, sir," said the teller, flushing slightly, "but I would appreciate not being spoken to in that way." "Just lemme open a fucking checking account, okay?" "I'm afraid I'm going to have to speak to the branch manager," said the pissed-off teller, slipping off her stool and returning shortly with a dapper middle-aged man who asked how he could be of service. "I just won the ten-million dollar lottery, buddy," snarled the man, "and all I wanna do is open a fucking checking account." "I see," said the manager sympathetically. "And this BITCH is giving you trouble?"

Hey Happy Birthday Johnny, Hope you have a Great Day.

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he started kissing and hugging herI figured 'Sis must be getting sickbecause her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just > the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the docotr because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick -- a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared -- her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats -- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

One a day a man and his wife were watching their son playing with Army soldiers, when they heard him say, ''Look daddy the Green soldiers just blew the Hell out of the Tan soldiers.'' Shocked the wife tells the boy to go to his room, and think about what he just said. A few minutes later the husband says to his wife, "How about me and you play soldiers and you can blow the hell out of me?"

Nice picture Duke ,Gorilla's didn't show up. Heres a picture for you Duke.