BigPapaDean

Tell him he is banned! Lol! j/k! Lmao!

Honey shit! Lol! Remember its bee puke too! Lol!

I just wanted to drop by and say hello and say nice looking forms and X-RINGCUTTER >XI< SAy Hi too He can't get into the formd so I am going for him

tasted like shit to me.. hahahahahahaha

I love this one! Dedicated to HXTR! Lol! Love ya man!

Well my asshole is known as the Honey Pot! Lol!

hahaha so you mean when I get a stick of Life Savers.... if I taste honey... i know it is your asshole RIGHT? lol
 
Rim jobs using life savers.... is there a urban culture for this one. You may have invented something Dean. hahahhahaa

I love this one! Dedicated to HXTR! Lol! Love ya man!

Q: What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
 
A: One's a movie character and the other is a command...

When the hell did I become a triple whore? I didn't even know I was in that realm.
 

The first grade teacher was trying to teach her kids about President's Day. She asked her class who knew what President's Day was. Little Johnny raised his hand and she asked him to go to the head of the class to tell everyone else. He stood up front and said,"It's about President Obama right?" She said," You are correct." He continued. You see when President Obama is in side his office every year on this day he goes outside and looks and if he see's his shadow we know we will have 4 more years of unemployment."

The first grade teacher was trying to teach her kids about President's Day. She asked her class who knew what President's Day was. Little Johnny raised his hand and she asked him to go to the head of the class to tell everyone else. He stood up front and said,"It's about President Obama right?" She said," You are correct." He continued. You see when President Obama is in side his office every year on this day he goes outside and looks and if he see's his shadow we know we will have 4 more years of unemployment."

welcome Gatorgirl!

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MTNMAN

I clean the master bathroom and the kids take turns clean the other 2 bathrooms so my wife doesn't have to do the dirty work. She has enough on her plate as is. My parents had us 4 boys on a weekly rotating chore chart and I've continued the tradition. And no, the kids don't get paid for it. They have the pleasure of enjoying the benefits of a clean, well-maintained home.

I couldn't agree more, Dean and Pharticus!!! I'm blessed with a man that has never ever left a mess on the seat. I don't recall him ever leaving the seat up either in 22 years. I can't let all of the ladies off the hook though. Quite often, the toilet seat in the ladies' room is soaking wet. It's pathetic. Bama and I have come to the conclusion that the majority of people have an "It's all about me" attitude.

Give em hell Dean

i totally agree with most of what is said above i am a lucky owner a hubby that is ultra clean i never found a drop of pee on the toilet and never found the toilet lid up :-) and for me unless you are a handicap or a woman of course you cant sit on the toilet to pee it just doesnt make sense sorry that is my loving of man talking lol

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Well...It all started 2 yrs ago when I quit smoking. First came the weight gain then came the self pitty,self loathing and laziness...now comes the reward. My goal way back when was to be in the best shape of my Life when I turned 40...well I fucked that one up so my new goal is best shape when I'm 50. I'll be 46 in August and still have a ways to go but I'll get there. the first picture is My wife and I at a Stag and Doe last summer.

Hope the knife isn't getting dull ..I mean I really hope it is lol...