WolfTiS

My neighbors, the two cute young lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Timex! It was very nice of them but I'm pretty sure that they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch!!!"

Good one and if I figure right he is 17 Gorilla...

Every day Frank walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy. The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" "It's Frank. The midget."

deerejon Was playing with myself...lol... I like the old weapons....looks fun will keep checkin for players Don't let Engine know you where playing with yourself...

Two different posts for the same thing???? Give me a break. A registered user and only 5 posts and asking this.

Sounds good to me Beers and thank you for all the work you put into this server.

tsw 8.5 cant play ..no one get the recipe .for my blackend fish..sorry Not true because you gave it to me...

Welcome to the forums Iron Maiden.

Weed and TBB I am not going to give my doctors name out to you guys so you can steal her...

It doesn't have to be at a water park as that can get kind of expensive. We could always go to a beach or something else if people wanted.

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1Deerhunter I was born in 1948 so how true that post is. Good one MadMonk64 +1

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy obeys and says,"99". The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99". Again, the old guy says, '99'." The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" ...

I am in and I think Adventure Island would be cool. All kinds of water slides and water fun. That time of year would be good for that if the price is right. Haven't been there in about 15 years so not sure of the cost now. Checked on Adventure Island and it is now $42 a day per person.

Very nice job Hawkeye. You sound just like my wife and I when it comes to animals.

Thank you Cat.

It's about damn time Hawkeye. I told you that you would make it if you hung in there. Welcome to the family guys.

Sitting- WolfTiS I don't think most would want to sit around spectating after dying. Just my two cents worth. sit in spec or sit in a bubble... both are the same lol Not true. Sit in a bubble for a few seconds most of the time. Be one of the first to die and spectate and you could be sitting for some time. I have played that type of game before and would not do it again. The rest of it sounds ok though.

I don't think most would want to sit around spectating after dying. Just my two cents worth.

Very nice Labob.

Happy Birthday bud.

That was a great one Deejay. With the humor thrown in it would probably stop some of the road rage we have here in the States.

Good one. I for one hope we figure out how to get Obummer out....

LMAO....Good one guys....

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy Moley, thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the otherside." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:"God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worstday of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. this morning. My golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson."