little_old_man

Now Extreme, let's not go overboard bashing campers. I've noticed you camping and camping spawn spots on more than a few occasions.

Yep, we know what it says on your glasses Loader. "Objects appear larger than they actually are".

I raised them in southern Ohio where it was colder than the shady side of a witches titty and I never closed up my hives. I imagine your winters are quite a bit more mild in NC. Any days that get near 60 degrees they should be free to come out. If they accidently get shut in on a warm day they can over heat quickly. Just make sure they have enough honey to feed themselves for the winter and leave them alone. They have a way of knowing what's best for themselves. Natural hives don't have screen doors and they do just fine.

Why don't you post your music on Youtube then just put a link to it on this web site?

I used to raise them. Do you have a question about them?

He was an asset to the XI family and the world was a better place while he was in it. Thoughts and prayers Miranda.

Stay with him every minute Miranda and let him feel your love. Jack is a strong man and regardless of the outcome, he will have you there with him. Please let us know if there is anything you need.

It's funny somebody just happened to be filiming that when it happened. Kind of like a hoax or something.

Happy birthday Dolphin!

If you are easily offended, best to stop reading here. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists? I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back. There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools. A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache." Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4,000 f**king Muslims have added me as a friend! Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard." The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway. A will is a dead giveaway

This guy was awesome. I have to disagree about Journey though. I don't think the new guy is as good as Steve Perry. In my opinion, Steve has one of the greatest voices of all time. Completely agree about Journey BB. Steve Perry is much better, but the new guy does just well enough to put on a decent show. Unlike other bands that change lead singers with somebody that sounds nothing like the original, at least Journey got kind of close. I just wish Queen could find another Freddie Mercury sound-alike.

We have smoke already on the DM server. I use it all of the time to render opponents camping spots useless. Works like a charm. Just ask Pete, he hates it.

Yep, classic grip and grin. He does about 10,000 of those a day. Now you can scratch "picture with the VP" off your bucket list and get on with life.

Who manages your worker's comp, Canada?

Good, then my work here is done. Sorry Steve, you must be mistaken.... Im definitely not a tea bagger!.. But I suspect you are..Hahaha Typical left leaning moderate (or whatever the fuck you're calling yourself this week). You pussy out of the political forum only to stink up the other forums with your perverted ideology.

It wouldn't be much of a war. The Republicans own most of the guns.

The San Francisco county fair has a big statue of Obama on a horse greeting fair go'ers.

Good, then my work here is done.

Was Obama there too? I see the telepromter is blocking half your face.

They kind of look like mine after I get them waxed, only mine are a bit more pink.

Pete, it's my ball and I would appreciate it if you would take it out of your mouth and give it back to me.

Happy birthday Dean!

They will probably build a more modern version with two cowboys holding hands.

Window I'd say his ass is probably the most sore since most of the 7000+ posts on here came out of his ass.

+1 It's a great pleasure playing with you. I hope you don't tell too many guys that.