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A classic "candid camera"-style stunt!

Welcome!

Both worthy H-ADMs IMHO! Congratulations to both and thank you for looking after us.

MARKOFF>XI< wheres all the beer ?????? Two nights in, ale's nearly run out... Still have 16 Beck's so need to shop this weekend!

Hello my good friends. I thought you might be interested to see how the boat is fueled up... We are now moored 200 yards from Hack Green Secret Nuclear Bunker: http://www.hackgreen.co.uk/ Moving a few miles north tomorrow. Miss you all!

Is that the crew of "Dark Star"?

A government warningsaid that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take: Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves 24 hours supply of food and drink De-Icer 5Kgs of Rock Salt Torch or lantern with spare batteries Road Flares and Reflective Triangles Tow rope 5 gallon petrol Jerry can First Aid Kit Jump Leads I looked a complete prat on the bus this morning!

Cavey Well the explosives having a limited number makes sense. It would a bit unfair if a player could run around with unlimited C4. If that's the case I want unlimited nades and RPGs A player can have "unlimited" C4/nades/RPGs if they have a cooperative Support player near them and an Engineer on the team with the Explosives perk. Any mines placed can be destroyed by C4 or grenades if not tank fire. Reducing the mine threat just skews the battle in favour of armour further.

I'm going to have to dig around for the official list of fixes but I notice that the random death problem hasn't gone... Last night it hit me in a RHIB playing Kharg Island. You get two-thirds of the way towards an objective then "Bad Luck"!!! They have also messed with the mines (2CuteSue, are you reading this?)! There's a finite number that can be laid by a player. I watched those previously laid disappear as I laid new ones. Don't know if other explosives like C4 and claymores are similarly affected.

Odd stuff occasionally happens on all three servers. I was credited with a TK on the hardcore server having just spawned on a bridge and without firing a weapon. Would that happen if the team member destroyed one of my claymores whilst standing too close to it? On the 64 server, I was driving an LAV, brought it to a halt, wasn't shot and didn't hit a mine and the game treated that as suicide. I managed to get stuck on a pile of trash inside a building - could rotate and fire but not jump off it. I even flew an F35 at top speed into a wooden fence without destroying the fence - that was a suicide and my character was stuck to the fence! The game remains hilarious.

KaptCrunch i see that only DG834Gv3 and above support adsl2+, note adsl2+ is for supporting video streaming if an ISP router best not to update firmware and have them give a new unit that supports adsl2+ netgear what version of DG834G for are 5 versons , look under unit ti find what version got. then go to link above to check firmware for your unit version .......before any updating copy all info from settings in router then disconnect all other connects and use only one port and no wifi on or connected to router I think this is a great excuse to buy myself a Cisco.....

I love stuff like this and wait to read the solution! Sounds like there's someone else who knows how to write a DOS batch file! Bring back the old days when this stuff was really fun!

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UnChileno Dam you Deejay..now wife wants an UPgrade... Maybe you have a floppy drive?

A Spanish Teacher wasexplaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designatedas either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, maleand female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should bea masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons forits recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the femininegender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers isincomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible laterretrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending halfyour paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('elcomputador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE theproblem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a littlelonger, you could have gotten a better model. The women won.

Thanks for all your good wishes, folks! Went out for a meal, had a little too much brandy afterwards and had to go to bed at 8.20pm! I'm back playing today, though.

Thanks guys. We have a table booked for later on to have lunch at our nearby favourite restaurant so I'm off to bed in a minute to dream about scallops and fillet steak! My son asked me earlier if I was "excited". I replied,"No. When you get to a certain age, it is more a sense of relief!" I might have swallowed a quantity of sauvignon blanc by tonight so COD5/BF3 ought to be hilarious!

WHITNEY HOUSTON HAS DIED Sad news, tonight, via the BBC: "American singer and actress Whitney Houston has died at the age of 48. A spokesman for Houston's family confirmed the news, telling Reuters: "Unfortunately, it is true." The cause and the location of her death were unclear, Houston's publicist Kristen Foster told the AP news agency." Full story at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-17001548 My favourite song of hers is perhaps her most famous, from her movie "The Bodyguard". RIP +

2_MANY_BEERS lol Here is a gas hole review. He says @ 1:23 the politics part of this is slow. He talks like me when I'm drunk. LOL Better gas hole video Are you sure you aren't related to the first video-maker? He can stick his bio-diesel up his gas hole! That crap melts fuel lines and seals! I want to know why the person who refills my boat's tank looks nothing at all like the beauty in Video #2? I'm sure we pay more than you lot in the USA do but maybe a bikini isn't the appropriate work clothing when the air temperature is around -1C?

Bravo!

It's gotta be BEER! Tap those kegs and get singin'!

CHKN a few months they managed to get particules that travel faster than light anyway, so all we know and all we consider as law of physics may be not true. we dont know shit The LHC result was a timely lesson for scientists not to rely on what their predecessors assert to be "true" or "fact". They are sometimes too keen to dismiss theories or articles of faith for which "empirical evidence" cannot be presented to meet their standards. People's experiences and observations are dismissed as untrue or pseudo-science. You have said it: "We don't know shit". That is a wise statement!

Sonovabich Deejay what am i supposed to be looking at, when i click the link it sends me to a website called 4chan,which is described as an image based website, i can't find anything about the universe....nice picture of Putin on there though lol. The page looks like this below. If you are going somewhere else, clean out the hijacker? (Another friend went off and played the Flash games! )

He's either turned her around (unlikely) or pushed her even further away (the more probable outcome). If he works in IT, as he says he does, he should know there are less dramatic ways to implement a fix to the problem and oversee his child's online behaviour. I expect she'll just open a new Facebook account via a library or net cafe PC and he wouldn't even know about that.