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HERE'S TO OUR FUTURE! Withthis in mind, I bought myself a new scooter. Iwanted something that was easy on gas and could zip me to the store andabout town. This seems to meet my EVERY need. Ilove it! Remember:Senior Citizens Are Valuable! Weare more valuable than any of the younger generations. Wehave silver in our hair. Wehave gold in our teeth. Wehave stones in our kidneys. Wehave lead in our feet and Weare loaded with natural gas!

All drugs have two names, a trade name andgeneric name. Example, the trade nameis Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also calledNaproxen. Amoxil is also calledAmoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been lookingfor a generic name for Viagra. After carefulconsideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that ithas settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered wereMycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announcedtoday that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by PepsiCola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possiblefor a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can nolonger call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market thenew concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day:There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020,there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erectionsand absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send thisto five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing .

You think you got problems...

I quite liked spawning in the enemy spawn point in Kwai!

Wilkommen Chrismuth! Your English is great. Immer besser als mein Deutsch, nicht war? Enjoy the forums and the games servers!

PimpedOutPete Thats a Ford?.. We call 'em "Dagenham Dustbins"... See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Dagenham

(Just so you know, if you play Recon, hide in the rocks and snipe, all the rest of us do the thing with the nuts... )

...AGAIN! Welcome back!

This guy obviously went to the same flying school as me...

In this country we put the salad in a bowl rather than suspend it from the ceiling... Look on the bright side - he is unlikely to survive to breed!

Thought it was only a matter of changing the Origin name... Nearly two hours on the phone?! That's hilarious! Bet it raises some eyebrows if they play away from home though...

Fan-freakin-tastic! Promise us you'll stay inside the base, never take point and come home safe to those who love you (and I include US among them!).

I have reached the stage of years elapsed and degraded health that I am forced to assess each video within 40 seconds. This one did not promise a profound sexual pay-off so I ceased watching it. I can understand, however, that those younger and more sober viewers who have more time ahead of them could be inspired by the sight of a guy spreading his sh*t over a canvas...

French fast-food chain "Quick" has announced the Darth Vader burger (the bun is black!) and the Jedi Burger (looks like a normal burger to me...). Have a read and decide which side of the Force you'd choose... http://www.geekosystem.com/darth-vader-burger/ Maybe one of our French members could tell us which is better? There is nothing on their own website yet: http://www.quick.fr

Lots of pros and cons with the various suggestions so far... INFANTRY ONLY - favours those who play as Assault/Medic and Recon. Those of us who usually play as Engineers would obviously have to adapt. The plus is that one would not have aircraft above in an uneven contest with the troops on the ground. NO EXPLOSIVES - again favours the above two classes and places players outside the USA at a great disadvantage due to elevated pings. I can foresee an even greater number of snipers sitting back with an increased level of immunity. Of the two options, I favour the former and suggest it is tweaked in line with players' experiences on it.

If Cheese is 40+, I am the f**kin' Pope!

Welcome!

Other than an advert for the clan, what purpose does it achieve? We seem to have been able to attract some classy members without Top100Clans...

PimpedOutPete Did these girls say something.. I was distracted...Oh.. Happy New Year as well.. I posted it, ran it through three times and lost the plot when they started throwing panties at the camera... LOL!

As I have been drinking for five hours and it's a way to go till midnight, I thought I had better post this now... I wanted to do so in a deep and meaningful way as you all mean so much to me. In a way free from frivolity. In a way that would be appreciated. Suitable for the occasion yet conveying true meaning... A beautiful message... So, I got someone else involved... Happy New Year to you all!

Calm down! Calm down! It's all part of the Mayan prophecy for 2012. First the sigs, then, after midnight, the planet...

When a movie with this premise comes along, I always dread another "Mission To Mars"... Until "2012" was released, that was, for me, probably the worst movie of the modern era! As an "Alien" fan, though, I look forward to the prequel treatment.

Two-Tone i started playing bf3 yesterday for the first time,wow talk about throw you in the deep end,i dident no wat all the icons were and with in 10 minutes i was sitting in this helli jumping up and down side to side only to end up upside down in a poof of smoke. LOL! Yes, we all do that! I still find myself laughing uncontrollably at my pathetic efforts to fly fixed-wings. I am getting better with the choppers but still have the occasional accidental collision with cranes, palm trees, buildings etc. See you in the game!