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TheLastColdBeer Wow, has Elizabeth passed Victoria as the longest? Might be a year yet. She's the only monarch in my lifetime. Not quite. Queen Victoria reigned for 63 years and 7 months. God willing, she should pass even that milestone. The official web site is at http://www.thediamondjubilee.org/ [Edited to add URL]

Labob Hard to tell whats what with this. It could be a filter it could be if your wireless your now on a bad channel. I would say though that if your line has inproved it will not be whats causing your new problems but showing you a problem that was there already and now your just seeing it. So I would look for a update for that router change the channel you using for wireless. Besides all that its is a miracle that any of this shit works The connection is dropping between the router and the telephone exchange (a few hundred metres away!). It isn't at set intervals as far as I can see but there does seem to be some regularity to it. An engineer has been to my home and installed a new master phone socket to which the router is directly connected. It's not just my PC losing the connection but all PCs and other networked devices on the home ethernet. (We don't use wireless at all.) Compared to the crap we had to put up with in the past, this is a minor problem... (Hell, I guess you remember having to dial up a BBS with the phone and then activating the 300 baud modem by pushing a button before putting the phone down carefully? For you young people, that's 300 BITS per second not kilobits or megabits!)

On 6 February 1952, HM King George VI passed away at Sandringham and his elder daughter, Elizabeth, became our Queen. Today is the sixtieth anniversary of the commencement of her reign - a wonderful achievement by our much loved Sovereign. To give you a flavour of the kind of scenes that may be expected during the coming year of celebration, here are a couple of clips from her Golden Jubilee (50th anniversary). God Save The Queen!

Thanks for the post, Nutcutter.

My husband and I divorcedover religious differences. He thought he was God, andI didn't. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is a three-ringcircus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For Sale : Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. --------------------------------------------------------------------- There are two times when aman doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The woman applying for ajob in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied.? "I've been divorced three times." ------------------------------------------------------------------- An old man goes to theWizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Reason Why It's So Hard ToSolve A Redneck Murder: All the DNA is the same. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into thecheck-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward lookedinto the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like tobuy?" Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Because they had noreservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbour and his wife were toldthere would be a 45-minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90years old," the husband said "We may not have 45 minutes." They were seated immediately. ------------------------------------------------------------------- The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate tohave to make a living under the laws they've passed. ------------------------------------------------------------------- All eyes were on theradiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; thebride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even thepriest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gavehim back his credit card. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and getused to the idea. --------------------------------------------------------------- --------- Three friends from thelocal congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friendsand congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them tosay?" Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a finespiritual leader, and a great family man." Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people'slives." Al said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!" ------------------------------------------------------------------- Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean toyou?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute." ------------------------------------------------------------------- A man goes to a shrink andsays, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes toLarry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her!I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down.Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?" ------------------------------------------------------------------- John was on his deathbedand gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marryBob." "But I thought you hated Bob," she said. With his last breath John said, "I do!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me,what should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to yourwife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?" The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."

From The Register: Dead gamer sat unnoticed for nine hours in net cafe http://www.reghardware.com/2012/02/03/gamer_dead_in_internet_cafe_for_nine_hours/ If the COD player next to you stops swearing abruptly, you know what to do!

From The Register : "The story earlier this week on the deportation from the US of A of two Brits who ill-advisedly tweeted they were off to "destroy America" left a few readers pretty shaken up at the way the Department of Homeland Security handles potential terrorist threats." Full story with pictures... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/02/03/us_deportation/

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Rémi GAILLARD as a human speed trap camera...

Well. hxtr, they just outlawed democratic protest outside Parliament... We are a "democracy" in name only. Say the wrong thing and the police will come knocking at the door! Things won't be right till we hand power back to the Crown. God Save The Queen!

Forgive me but I prefer a genius with an electric guitar and a boat with a recording studio on it...

Happy Birthday! Hope you get some action!

They look neat - we have a high ceiling and like to fly an indoor helicopter around the place... However, never mind the military application; our local police force has already enquired into acquiring drones for surveillance of the population. Added to the forest of CCTV cameras in our towns and cities, such an additional capability could be seen as Orwellian. Our internet traffic is recorded, our phone call data (who called and when, not content) are routinely recorded. Outside China, North Korea and Iran, the mother of all democracies is the most heavily surveilled. The DNA, fingerprints and photographs of the innocent are also retained for six years (despite the European Court's ruling this is illegal). Had our last election not removed the "Red Tories", things would have been worse by now but personal freedoms and civil liberties are not top of the current administration's priorities. Big Brother is alive and well in the UK.

tsw 8.5 - BF3 32 man H/C PLAYERS OK the server is full most of the time ..people are wanting more conquest and as for me i would too.....we play 1 con then 2 rush ..what would you all like . All snipers to look like that... Heck, I could even get to love 'em!

Yeah, but we can't and don't give birth...

Jedi-Jack DEEJAYKEG Shamu When a son or daughter moves out quickly change all the locks or they will sneak back. My son got in late from work and I retrieved from the fridge the plate of smoked salmon I had prepared for him and made him a hot drink as he got changed out of his suit. Am I doing this wrong?? I actually dread the day he leaves us to strike out on his own... Dee, my kids are 7 and 2, and I can't imagine them leaving. But then again, they are only 7 and 2. But, its like you just love them so so much. I appreciate my son as a gift from God and, also, refuse to do to him what was done to me - I was thrown out. I'm puzzled by parents who think life is better without their kids. Families are great!

...they want to!!!

Shamu When a son or daughter moves out quickly change all the locks or they will sneak back. My son got in late from work and I retrieved from the fridge the plate of smoked salmon I had prepared for him and made him a hot drink as he got changed out of his suit. Am I doing this wrong?? I actually dread the day he leaves us to strike out on his own...

Amen, Reverend Grey'!

A beer called Top Totty has been banned from the Strangers' Bar in the House of Commons because its pump plate, featuring a half-naked woman, offended female MPs http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9056914/Top-Totty-beer-banned-from-House-of-Commons-bar-in-case-if-offends-women.html I would have thought they'd have more critical things to worry about at the moment...

basil JUST checked... I am now Ranked as 10th woo hoo hoo : ) ooo yeah I am soooo coool GREAT GAMES on your servers, thanks. all you admins are doing a great job moderating over the servers too, very grown up two thumbs up Bet you don't have 5600 medals, though...

All this picture shows is a southern Indian fellow with appalling dress sense. If you bother to Google this, you'll see it's all over the web with discussion about where the picture was likely to have been taken. The bill boards in the background are the biggest hint that it was not in an Islamic country. If it is southern India, the moron wearing it is, I suggest, unlikely to be a Muslim. Pwr', I have to ask you why you considered this something that had to be shared in this way? I can understand the outrage you probably feel, personally, about the 9/11 attacks but to headline it as if it is typical somehow of Islamic attitudes generally? I see it has brought forth the usual well-considered and rational reactions... The web is full of material posted by those with malicious intent and of dubious provenance. Don't be taken in by it, especially anything posted by hate-mongers.

SlowFry awesome have info wars here too my posts have been removed as soon as post I'm quoting yours, Slow', so they have to take mine down too, bro'! I called the water company here, one day, as the shit coming out the taps (faucets) was smelling like bleach! I asked if they'd had a chemical spill - they denied that but a water company van was on my drive inside 15 minutes. The explanation was that the chemicals had built up in the pipes overnight and we should run water until it cleared! These days, I make my coffee with water filtered through a carbon-filter jug and I drink spring water from bottles only. Folks say that there are more bacteria in spring water than tap water but I would rather take my chances with natural organisms my gut is used to than shit some French water company puts in my drinking water! I get the fluoride in toothpaste so they can stick their chemicals up their....

UnChileno DEEJAYKEG - WTF Medal Madness! Sssh! Nobody tell Chile... Something really odd is happening with the data used to display the medals on the enjin.com sig! Had all these unfamiliar ones appear today and it seems I have been awarded up to 1200 of each! Can we BAN him DADDY?..He is bothering me... See... This is why we kept this a secret. Have you tried the TDM server yet? I think that may be more to your liking than Conquest and Rush were. (Do you see my medal count has now risen to 5600? Maybe I get one every time I fire a round?? )