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I wonder why I thought of you when I found this... @2_MANY_BEERS LOL! Happy 4th to you and all my American pals!

Pleased to be of assistance. Don't mention it - you are most welcome.

Condolences, Hickey. Both my grandfathers died many years before I was born so I never knew what it was like to have one. I hope your loving and warm memories sustain you through this painful time. It is never easy to lose someone one loves but love is immortal and can never be killed.

And here is the entry from the United Kingdom...

In that case, I am pleased I forwarded the warning! If you're unsure whether you have any Ubisoft titles, here's a full list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Ubisoft_games The company blog contains a link to the page where you can change your password: http://blog.ubi.com/security-update-for-all-ubisoft-account-holders/

If your Mac hasn't already prompted you, read the info via the link and get your machine patched up before you watch any more video! Read all about it: http://grahamcluley.com/2013/07/movie-file-mac-patch/

If you registered your game(s) with a valid email address you ought to have received an email from Ubisoft advising you to change your password following a breach by a hacker. (Ubisoft published FarCry etc.) Read all about it here: http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2013/07/03/ubisoft-customers-told-change-your-passwords-now/

Happy Birthday, Yoburt - we got you a cake! On this day, in 1934, the "world famous" Brookfield Zoo opened in Brookfield, Illinois and the Hays Office censorship code for motion pictures came into effect. For other events of 1934 in the USA, see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1934_in_the_United_States

Happy Birthday, mate!

Isn't ageing wonderful? ROMANCE Alice was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep but Alice was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..." Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" Alice asked.. "To get my teeth!" _____________________________________ DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough." _____________________________________ OLD FRIENDS Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name.. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?" _____________________________________ SENIOR DRIVING As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway , his car phone rang.. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, " Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-25. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Vernon , "It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!" _____________________________________ SUPERSEX A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say " Supersex." She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair , flipping her gown at him, she said, " Supersex ." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup." _____________________________________ DRIVING Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard . As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad . The stop light was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, " Mildred , did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"

Some countries view firearms in different ways to the USA. Linking events in two countries with entirely different cultures and legal systems is illogical.

I'll deliver your present later!

IIRC, Johnny, the maps that are identical to this one (there are two) are carentan_day and carentan_night.

I would think that anyone who tries to jump on top of the roof, as I did, would stumble into this one. I was shot whilst I was up there but I think I had walked out of the other side of the roof by that time so would have been easily visible. I know you'd rather not lose this particular map, @@JohnnyDos , but there is another version of the same thing we have played for years that does not have this fault.

If he is prone to violent outbursts like this, is their son safe??

As mentioned in-game, here are the explanatory screenshots of a possible glitch in the map. I didn't try shooting anyone from inside it for obvious reasons so perhaps it is one that could be investigated by an admin when the server is lightly populated? The red dot is on the house at the east side of the map over the road from the station itself. Go up the stairs and exit onto the open area on the first floor, then use the wall to jump to the next level. Walk/jump through the wall to access the possible glitch.

One for @@Sitting-Duc to wish him safe journeys and an enjoyable trip...

Welcome!

Welcome!

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