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A 25 year-old woman began her role as Head of State of not only the United Kingdom but also of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ceylon, South Africa and Pakistan. She also became Head of the Commonwealth. She has served us all with unceasing devotion to her duty, keeping the promises she made. No woman alive today can equal her dedication. Congratulations to Her Majesty on this Diamond Jubilee! God Save The Queen!

You are getting the clap!

It's true what they say, you know... Old bastards are wise!

Men are so romantic.. A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text... "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." He texted back... "I am on the shitter. What should I do?"

@@djMot @@JohnnyDos As we we were discussing earlier, there are plenty of sites out there at which one may obtain royalty-free music for use in ones not-for-profit videos thus avoiding problems with YouTube and copyright-holders. Each site specifies its conditions of use - commonly, one is requested to credit the site/performer/composer in ones video credits. Here is a small selection for exploration: http://socialtimes.com/royalty-free-music_b37470 Hope that assists.

Can anyone tell me when "No Sanctimonious Bullsh*t Day" is this year? I shan't become a homogenised clone at anyone's behest.

The only problem I have had with weapons in COD5 was tracked down to my mouse. I had accidentally engaged the dpi button behind the scroll wheel. Of all the responses so far, I think Olive's sounds about right.

Happy Birthday, Edd!

Happy Birthday, Damit! I found a special instructional video for you!

Alexa Ray Corriea reports on Polygon: "Late last night the offices of Los Angeles-based independent game studio Robotoki were stormed by the Los Angeles Police Department after a curious designer pressed the building's "panic" button, studio founder Robert Bowling told Polygon. The 911 response ended in a tense showdown with a life-sized statue of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2's Simon "Ghost" Riley, which the police mistook for a gunman." Full story: http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/31/4383220/robert-bowlings-robotoki-invaded-by-lapd-after-curious-designer

Happy Birthday, Brother!

Well done and thank you for your commitment.

Best wishes on the occasion of your "official birthday". I trust your head isn't hurting too badly after five days of celebration!

Sounds like you have a lot on your plate to deal with at the moment so I'm delighted you can escape for a while and laugh with your fellow idiots. We're always here for you, mate!

Happy Birthday, Dirk! Hope you enjoy your special day!

Bravo BB!

I think you deserve a five-day celebration, Andy, so I'm adding my early greetings!

That's great news, mate! It shows you have made tremendous progress in a relatively short time. There is much to be said for a positive attitude and that you have certainly! I guess you'd have to return to have dressings changed from time to time? Wishing you well in the new place.

Hands and heart across the ocean for @@Angel @@BurnnBright @@Boomer and all my brothers and sisters in Christ, this, I think is the equivalent of Savage Garden for the believer. If the lyrics sound familiar, have a look at Isaiah 40. Goes some way to prove that one can get a real buzz from right things!

This is for @@JohnnyDos as I wondered earlier whether my reference to it was understood as I ran around the COD5 DM server with that blasted white cross on my head! Its origins are Protestant so you might not have heard it at church but it is a well-known and much-loved hymn over here. It is almost the signature tune of the Salvation Army (with whom, coincidentally, I have been talking on the phone today). I'll post the recording and a separate link to the lyrics with MIDI. Onward Christian Soldiers! http://youtu.be/B9vkGf1vO3o Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onward,_Christian_Soldiers Lyrics: http://www.hymnsite.com/lyrics/umh575.sht