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Not that soon - he is third in line!

That's because English is the mandated international language of aviation. See also "Airspeak": http://www.odlt.org/ballast/airspeak.html That's right Deejay and that's why my english is absosutely perfect French, on the other hand, is the international language of the kitchen. This explains why my cooking is crap!

With a commentary in French? That'd just about make your day? I don't envy the prince. I found the whole experience greatly stressful, personally. I have likened being present during labour to being locked in a room with a wounded animal.

All I can do, TS', is to echo my fellow idiots' good wishes for a complete and speedy recovery. This is tough on her but she has a good man at her side. God Bless you both.

That's because English is the mandated international language of aviation. See also "Airspeak": http://www.odlt.org/ballast/airspeak.html

The BBC has reported that HRH The Duchess of Cambridge has been admitted to hospital and is said to be in labour. Looks like I am going to have to go out today and buy some more beer to wet the royal baby's head! BBC News: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23402103

He's so calm, he orders a little coffee on final approach! Well done, Olive, but for the sake of our nerves, please stay on the ground in Operations!!!

http://youtu.be/f46GTND_DKk

Guess that's why I'm a fat bast*rd!

You know what they say... "Marriage isn't just a word - it's a sentence!" I wish you both joy and peace.

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A picture for @@JohnnyDos and a link to a site I have just discovered telling their story - looks good and one I shall explore further. Ayo gorkhali! http://www.ayo-gorkhali.org

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education than any paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!! Irish Garda says,' License and registration, please.' London Lawyer says, 'What for?' Irish Garda replies, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.' London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.' Irish Garda says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop. License And registration, please.' London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?' Irish Garda says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.' Irish Garda says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.' The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the fuck out of the lawyer with it and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

To watch what's going on at the showground, just up the road from here: http://www.warandpeacetv.com/ We're heading out tonight with some cameras to try and snap the convoy of British WW2 vehicles as it passes down the local seafront.

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We know all about Press misconduct over here with criminal trials pending for some in the industry... Bigots and the ignorant will not accept the outcome of a jury's decision no matter what it is. They think they know better than the poor people who have been presented with all the evidence.

PS @@Leadfinger I forgot to mention that there's a large British interest in a project that's already flying - Virgin Galactic:

I don't believe a target launch date has been mentioned yet but the idea itself is not a new one. We were raised on stuff like this (dating from 1962).

The UK government has announced a £60m kick-start of the Sabre engine to be used to power the Skylon space plane. As well as possessing an ability to reach orbit, the hypersonic aircraft would reach Mach-5 easily and put anywhere on the planet in reach within four hours. Source: Daily Telegraph

Happy Birthday, @@Bushape !

And now some security news... New back-to-front Mac malware records audio and grabs screenshots on infected computershttp://grahamcluley.com/2013/07/mac-malware-janicab/