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Those who note the way that verbal communication is being destroyed will find this poem (sadly) amusing! http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/08/12/this-video-is-like-important/

You don't need Java and (as I keep telling people) there are valid reasons not to have it on your system. At the very least ensure it is disabled in your browser!

Have you done some ping tests? http://www.pingtest.net/ If your line quality is lower than expected, you'd need to talk to your service provider.

Another of the great bands from my home town. To The Kinks and Rod Stewart add....Fairport Convention!

http://youtu.be/1uvBM_y_mVc

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A burglar who broke into a house and threatened a pensioner with a knife got more than he bargained for when the victim turned out to be a retired boxer who left him bruised and bleeding. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5698062/Burglar-left-bruised-and-bleeding-by-retired-boxer-72.html Now THAT is what I call justice!!!

Bravo!

1) The French are famous for foreign language movies. In which was this filmed? 2) At least two attendees require name-changes on this evidence - look out for WildKeg and JohnnyKeg on our servers! 3) I guess @@Hogan was driving car #20? 4) Ain't BB tiny? Good catch, Bama!

This unique photo-project by Tom Hussey portrays mirrors as portals of time, where seniors reflect on the lives and careers that they've led. http://iliketowastemytime.com/2013/08/05/reflections-past-present-lives-of-seniors-10-pics

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St. Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied, "Mr. Maynard was actually admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight."

Looks like the boxes are being ticked, FBI, and one just has to wait for the seniors to sober up after the fest?

I think that if one looks at countries that lack a monarchy, the question pretty much answers itself... Monarchy in these isles predates even a unified England so has stood the test of time, I think!

'Toot, whilst your invitation is a generous and friendly one, you seem to think that English summers last into August...

Bravo! Most deserving of the clap!