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omg haha, I think she likes cats and I know how to shut her up, I would be like I have a skinless cat in my pants and he needs a good home haha

StormCrow Breaking News!!!! Roberto Luongo has announced he is pregnant! He missed his last 5 periods! lol, he sure is but now even more Breaking News, the persiod has been contained with a giant pad and doctors say it will be good by tomorrow

ahah omg lmfao

Paperman>XI< Nice 1. Tell me its U rite? ohh I wish it was lol

Look we have a famous Idiot haha

Merlin007 LMAO. Keep'm coming 3rd. lol, will do

haha lol so true eh , I may not be old but I would love for her to protect my nose

It's going to be a good one and I read that you play as Ezio, Altair and Desomd during the game and it takes place in turkery in 1511

I have not given up on Vancouver, they have home ice advatange and this is were they will have fan support and they will regain what they lost, win game 5 and then got to Boston and win

\ This game looks so good!

lol but make sure you have something in the ATM first haha

WTF.....ouch haha, thats fucked

Vancouver will still take it, there going back home were they will win it and if it goes to game 7 back in Vancouver then they will win it

A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out in the country side. Just days after he moved, he realized he was out of chicken feed, so he went down to the nearest store (a good 2-hour drive away). "Can you get me some chicken feed?" the man asked. "Yup, but ya can't have none unless you can prove to me you actually gots chickens. Don't want no one eatin' it or nothin' an' gettin' sick." the clerk responded. He argued with her a bit, but finally gave in and took a two hour drive back and forth once again, this time with the chicken. "Here's my chicken. Now get me the chicken feed." He got his feed and drove home. The next day he ran out of dog food. Once again, he drove down to the store, foolishly not thinking about bringing his dog. It was the same case. He had to present his dog to the stubborn clerk. He went back home and retrieved his dog, and got his dog food. The next day, he went down to the store again, this time with a shoe box with a lid on it that had a hole in the top. He walked into the store and said to the clerk "Put your finger in this, take it out, and smell it." "That smells like... crap!" she said with a look of surprise on her face. "Yup. Can you get me some toilet paper."

A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighbourhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven and approached the statues. "You've been such exemplary statues," the angel announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly could be heard a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on its head!"

pretty cool pics

yeah, it is sad to see

coolmd My friends son did exactly the same on another server and he got banned! They didn't let him rejoin even after lots of explanattion and apology,,,,,just goes to show how good xi servers and admin guys really are....as many have said kids will be kids....we were all one at sometime..good luck Thats the differnece with XI, we are understanding and we will listen to your side,

google coolmd I met a man floating in the sea....he had no arms or legs...said his name was BOB heyyyyyyyyy not named Bob.............called osama bin laden...lol lol haha

A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house. Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up. Sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors. She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over. When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem and it should only take a few minutes. First he must get his equipment. So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun, an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a dog. The lady exclaims, "What the hell is all that stuff for?" The gorilla extractor explains, "First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ass. This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean ass dog will bite the gorilla in the balls. This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla. At which point I put the handcuffs on the gorilla and take him away." The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?" The man answers, "If I fall off the ladder, you shoot the fucking dog!"

Welcome to the clan, always nice to see new people join and be aprat of something great

lol wow