LtLaszlo

Hope you have a good one and a great year to follow!

Yes I will sign on

Welcome Joe!

LOL! Sounds like the guy being interviewed should be the first to sign up for the "work shops"! And Pete, is that fruit the stuff that goes in the "pimp juice"?!!

So a man walks into a hotel bar to have a few drinks. A little while later, a beautiful Asian woman sits down at the end of the bar. After a bit of eye contact, he buys the woman a drink and they are soon off to her room. Things are getting hot real fast, so they both get naked and he is ready to go. But she stops him and says "No, not yet! I need you to eat me first!". The man says "Oh no, I'm not into that! And I've just met you!" She insists, and when he refuses she pulls a gun out of the nightstand and says "You WILL eat me and like it!" Fearing for his life, he eats to her satisfaction and he leaves. He goes back to the bar and is complaining up and down to the bartender about what just happened. An hour or so goes by and the same Asian woman returns and sits down at the end of the bar. The man tells the bartender to please order her a drink, which prompts the bartender to say, "Wait a minute! You just were bitching about this woman and what she made you do! WTF?". The man says, "Well, you know how that Asian cuisine is.You eat it and an hour later you're hungry again!"

Congrats, Nutz! At 3043, I'm right there with you in the Whore line up! Okay, so 85-90% from both of us are post in the "Turn the other Cheek", but who's complaining!! Beats the hell out of reading political posts!! Keep up the good "work"!!

Hope you had a good one Cat!

Almost Joe!! 1959 I blessed the world with my presence!! LOL!! BTW, I lived about 30 minutes from Cincinnati for about a year when I was eleven years old. Could have been a "Nut" fan myself had we not came back to the Mitten!!

Sounds great LOM! I played in the last one (Nick, Pete and I were a team) and I recall playing Newf, Animal, Window, Bullet and the others, but don't recall exact teams. But it was a LOT of fun, so let's do it!!

Oh ya! And this is why I am stuck on COD2 and COD5! I love the WW2 era gameplay, weapons, maps, etc. Additionally, my dad grew up in Hungary and would have been 5-10 years old during the war (he saw men cut in half by gun fire - imagine that as an 8 year old! After the war, they played soccer with the Nazi skulls - morbid, eh? He had nightmares for years after coming to the US). They, of course were easily taken by Germany, since they had no army or economy following WW1, when the Austrian/Hungarian empire was split up. A lot of history there! My Sig is the flag adopted following the war, as Hungary was again war torn and then, of course, easily taken over by Russia during the cold war.

Yep, watched them as a kid. Good army shows. And I recall the accident that killed Vic Morrow years later. WW2 was the war of all wars - so many stories of heroics and honor (as well as tragedy). Wars have been not as "glorious" since then.

Sorry we've hijacked tour forum, Nick!

Actually 1957 was the last time the Lions were NFL champs, which is before I was born. Funny thing was back in 1977 I worked for a golf range and bar and the owner always said "as long as the Ford family owns them, they will never amount to anything!". He couldn't have been more on accurate! There also is a rumored curse, I forget who, but they traded someone good who cursed them. Either way, they need a Mike Illitch to buy them....someone who want to win, not just ticket sales!

Kentucky even HAS a winter?! LOL! Barely, maybe. My sister just moved to Tennessee and said they shut things down if temp is below 32F!! So you'll be a Buckeye fan now?! OMG! And what about the Tigers?! Reds?! No loss on the Lions, tho! Anyway, J/K Nick! DId it not working out well at other place? Big move, but I know you need to do what you need to, so good luck to you and your family if it pans out. Take care!

LOL! I love trash talk! And I wish there was more team playing in COD2. I get tired of the bang, bang dead of too many in small maps. Spawn and die, no talent games sometimes. But then it gives the no talent guys a chance, I suppose!

Congrats Llama!! That makes 3 of last 4 winners heavy contributors to the "Turn the other Cheek" forum. Hmmm? Rugger like cheeks?!!

LOL! How true......unless those are gay boys! Haha!

Happy Birthday to the two of Yootz!

Good one!

LOL! Good one Johnny! So did the movie have a "happy ending"?!

Wow! Most replays of any video EVER!! OR did it take several drops?!! LOL!

Nice post(ers), Johnny!! Can't have too many of those!!

Okay, not what I expected from you Chili, or Laura or whatever you fucking name is now!! I was waiting to be horrified or something nasty in here! Nice Pussy(cats) in the second video!!

LOL! What bun do you put that on?

Good one!! LOL!