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USAPLISKEN

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    USAPLISKEN reacted to BUDMAN in 2010 GMC SIERRA XLT   
    I checked at the dealer i work for and there are no kits avaiable.....but you can buy all the parts seperately. If you do that no Battery Isolators are needed.
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to Cpt.TennealXI in For Babyback And His Ass Obsession   
    ahhhh....my eyes! LOL
     

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    USAPLISKEN reacted to Spartacus in My Roommate Fucking Sucks!   
     
     
     
     
    Hey Hxtr...
    Is She Filipino?  My Wife is Filipino & yes they understand politics & freedom.
    One Time me & my Friend Fred were in a Diner after a Long night of Drinking.  While ordering breakfast the Waitress aked Fred "How do yo like your Eggs?"
    "LICKED!!!!" was His reply
    Nearly Pissed myself!!!!!
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to shooter in Unfortunatly Xi, I Am Sorry, But It Is Time   
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    FUCK YOU STORMCROW FOR WAISTING MY TIME :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to HarryWeezer in Who Says You Can't Get High Score In Freezetag Without Killing Anyone   
    Could someone please ban this hacker!!!
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to HarryWeezer in Don't Get An Erection!   
    What's an erection?
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to HarryWeezer in Happy Birthday Harry   
    Thank you very much; really apprecia... (oops, knock at the door; be right back.)
     
    Now that was weird. I answered the door and here was this dude all dressed in black, carrying a scythe. He asked for me by name.
     
    This looked rather fishy, so I asked, "What do you want with him?"
    He replied, "His time is up."
     
    So I said, "Well, he used to live here but he's moved."
    "Where is he?" the stranger asked.
    "He didn't leave a forwarding address," I said.
    "I will find him. It's just a matter of time," was the reply.
     
    "Well, when you do," I said, "remember that he's a member of Extreme Idiots. And you'll have to go through them - at least some of them - to get to him."
     
    "So be it," he said, and in an instant, he was gone.
     
    Most strange...
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to little_old_man in Don't Fuck With Vets   
    A 92 year old Kentucky man (WW2 Vet) dropped an intruder with a single shot from a 22.
     
    Kids today don't seem to realize that some of those "old" people they intend on robbing killed dozens or many dozens of people during the war, and won't hesitate to pop a cap in their stupid asses of they get scared or pissed off.
     
    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/04/13664055-wwii-vet-92-kills-intruder-with-single-shot-in-kentucky?lite
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to little_old_man in This Motherfucker Pissed Me Off..   
    That's like some kind of strange Texas BBQ.
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to DEEJAYKEG in Great Job Uk   
    Heff', I would refer everyone to an ancient practice of Roman emperors who sought to appease the population by the funding of games. The term "bread and circuses" has endured through the ages and it is explained here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_and_circuses
     
    SOB, the architect of this corrupt funding arrangement was Gordon Brown, then Chancellor of the Exchequer, so none of the political elite emerges with honour.
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to deerejon in Surely It's Not Just Me Who's Had Enough Of This Story...   
    In my opinion it also adds to the the noteriety of the shooter which is what he was looking for to begin with...it also glamorizes it so that other sick minded individuals figure that they can climb to fame too....
     
    Let the families grieve in peace....
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to HarryWeezer in Surely It's Not Just Me Who's Had Enough Of This Story...   
    What happened in the theater in Colorado was beyond horrible and we all sympathize with the families of the innocents murdered by a deranged gunman. What a shame someone in the audience wasn't armed.
     
    But I cringed at this story last Friday morning for another reason. It meant that I would have to shut down my access to news for the next several days - or longer. I'm a news junkie and need my daily fix but I cannot stomach TV news when an event such as this goes down.
     
    You know in five minutes all you need to know about what happened. And anything new to the story takes but a minute or two to report. Yet, we are subjected to the same thing, the same reporting, the same images, the same video, the same story, over and over and over and over again, hour after hour, day after day, ad naseum.
     
    It's always the same approach. Once the basic facts are reported, the news outlets turn to the so-called "human" side of the story. They interview people who almost got shot. They ask them how it "felt" looking down the end of a rifle - how the fuck do they think it felt?
     
    Then they start digging into the personal lives of the victims - people we don't know - and by so doing they intrude on the horrible suffering these families are trying to cope with and bradcast that crap every hour of the day. They apparently think we want to know the stories of these victims. I don't want to know their story, any more than I want to know the story of the hundreds of other daily victims of senseless crime.
     
    It's three days later and here are today's headlines:
     
    - Obama: "Words are... inadequate."
    - Tributes to the victims
    - Survivor: Suspect's boot at my head
    - Suspect a study in contrasts.
    - Daughter: Is daddy still going to come?
    - Suspect spooked gun range manager
    - I didn't think we would get out alive
    - Suspect silent as he heads to court
    - Shooter took Vicodin before attack
    - 13-year-old tried to save life of 6-year-old
    - Batman items found in suspect's home.
     
    Give me a freakin' break and STFU already. I don't wish to appear heartless - matter of fact, I'm anything but. But just tell me what happened and then get on with what else is going on in the world.
     
    Or maybe it's just me...??
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to Blackbart in Hxtr's New Gig   
    LMAO...
     

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    USAPLISKEN reacted to JohnnyDos in M Y Private Part Died   
    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very
    sad and depressed.
     
    Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong. 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr.
    Wallace.
     
    'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
     
    Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
    replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
    condolences.'
     
    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
    hanging out of his pajamas.
     
    He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall
    like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
     
    'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my
    Private Part died.'
     
    'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
    pajamas?'
     
    (You've gotta love this.)
     
     
     
    'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to simplemod in Teaching Kids To Use Guns.   
    Awesome story. Sad that this kid had to do it, but great that he had it in him to do it too.
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to SCooBY>XI< in Teaching Kids To Use Guns.   
    all 4 of my kids were raised with and learned how to defend themselves and there loved ones via the use of firearms .... I hope they never have to use this training however it gives me peace of mind that they have the ability to defend themselves and there family if need be.
     
    Glad things came out ok for this family , what a horrible experience for a young person to have to go through ....
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to GorillaXI in Teaching Kids To Use Guns.   
     
    YES YES Hans, like LOM said. This saved this whole family, and this is a classic example of how proper education and guns can make a difference in the world.
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to little_old_man in Teaching Kids To Use Guns.   
    In this case a kid with a gun saved himself and his siblings. I would call that a yes yes.
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to GorillaXI in Teaching Kids To Use Guns.   
     
    I grew up in Illinois, and learned to shoot there. The first time I shot a gun was a .22 cal that my Great Grandfather made, and shot it when I was around 6 or 7. I still have it and shoot it every once in a while. And got my Hunters Safety card when I was 12. It is good to pass down to the younger generations the responsibility that we need to have when handling a firearm weather for sport or for protection.
     
    As a life member of the NRA, FU Obama
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to little_old_man in Teaching Kids To Use Guns.   
    Let's face it, many people are offended that we teach kids to be responsible with guns and would love it if all firearms were outlawed in the US. But like the old saying goes, "the day they outlaw guns, only outlaws will own them" is completely true.
     
    Yesterday in Phoenix a 14 year old boy was babysitting his three younger siblings when a woman rang the doorbell. The 14 year old refused to open the door because he did not know her. A few minutes later they heard a banging on the front door and the boy saw an armed man trying to kick the door in. The boy rushed the three younger kids upstairs, went to his parents room and got out his dads pistol. As the intruder burst through the front door, he saw the boy and pointed his gun at him. The kid got off a few rounds and hit the intruder, who is now in critical condition in the hospital but expected to survive.
     
    Obviously these people knew the kids were home alone and we'll probably never know what their true intentions were unless they find the woman and she admits their plans. Had the boy not reacted the way he did we would be reading about a few dead or kidnapped kids instead of a wounded intruder. This kid is a hero.
     
    http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-06-23/phoenix-teen-shoots-intruder/55782484/1
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to Venery in Check It Out! ( Real Or Not?)   
    not to mention where is it holding all those rounds it fired.......foolishness
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    USAPLISKEN got a reaction from Angel in My Thoughts Are With You Angel!   
    Sorry Angel I was more up set when my best friend died than my heartless mother died. his devotion was true and all he wanted to do was please me shit he would get me a beer any time I asked for it, and watched my back through thick and thin he didn't care.
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to hxtr in My Thoughts Are With You Angel!   
    if like my dogs.. part of the family. I love my animals....
     
    So sorry Angel... sorry for your loss.
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to PimpedOutPete in Happy Birthday Pimpedout Pete *post Whores Only*   
     
    You guys are sick bastards arent you... (lol)
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    USAPLISKEN reacted to Blackbart in Happy Birthday Pimpedout Pete *post Whores Only*   
    Holy crap...Three happy B-Day threads for the Pimp...Next will be a thread informing everyone he has a B-Day gift registration with Victoria's Secret so we can all get him some new crotchless undies...LOL... :)
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