PimpedOutPete

Welcome to e forums and enjoy the servers.. Cheers

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Good question..

Hey Alvie.. Hit me up on xfire. Let's see if we can work on this together..

Have u tried all other attempts to reduce your ping? Unfortunately high ping players have a warping effect on most servers and are difficult at best to play with, as well as being difficult for that player as well. Hit up one of the admins and hopefully we can help u with your high ping..

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Haha love it.. Good one

Happy birthday buddy.. I hope u have a great day.. Cheers

That's a tough day.. I remember those moments with my girls..The truth is always best with a comforting hug and reassuring her that she will be fine.. The one thing about littles that age.. They are so resilient..

Welcome boomer.. Good to see u back.. Cheers

Sure thing

I hope everyone enjoyed their Halloween...

Here is to a safe and fun Halloween everyone.... Cheers

that was in-fucking- formative.. Thanks, I apprieciate that..

Welcome Grizz to the forums and servers.. Please enjoy your time with us... Cheers

Nice to see it back in the US...

Welcome Vampire to the forums and the servers.. Thanks for the compliment and I hope to see u on the fieilds sometime.. Enjoy you the friendships and gamin on our servers..Cheers

Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said items from your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do not come off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securely fasten your trousers to your waist. You will also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you are aware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports, politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The only information I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house. A one-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughter approves. Otherwise, once you have dated my daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie you should not be dating. Instead of standing there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating my daughter. Places where there are beds, sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents, policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there is dancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are not permitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. If I ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. As soon as you return from your date and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands in view. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourself fortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. I should have had that posted on the back of the door..

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I love Barry... makes me laugh all the time.. Check out his groves.. I need a pair!

Great pic baldie.. good looking family guy.. Cheers

3rdCdnInfty hxtr 3rdCdnInfty I am dreaading one day when I have kids that if one of them is a girl. I would love to have a daughter but the thought of all those guys out there, who think about sex always would kill me 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!! yes i hear you bro............ but my love for my daughter can not be replaced. So glad I had her and thought/think the same way about them dicks. Cool we love our kids... even our girls. Not the same in other places. Have a daughter.......... they are so wonderful and yes.. very hard at time. if I do happen have a daughter and I probably will cause my parents had all boys so I may only have girls. I would be happy and I will just make sure that she is ready as can be for the world, but I hope I have like 3 sons before a girl casue they will deal with the guys I cant quote anything when it comes to boys since we had two girls.. As much as they gave me grey hair, I would never trade a moment without them... Butterfly kisses peeps..

Good post Gorilla and I say that with the upmost respect...

Same here..Its been to long since I played poker with you peeps..Hope to do it again... Pete

Im going Globals boys.... Tapping Johns and developing markets.....