NickTheGrip

Glad I didn't have to buy a frickin card for everyone on yesterday's list - there were about 200. Of course Phantom explained it all with such precision as usual

Drama, here, no f^%%king way, I can't believe it - LOL

You'd be more than welcome in my book. You are a worthy adversary and a good sport. Unfortunately I am not an admin and you need an admin to sponsor you. Hopefully one sees this and agrees. Get a headset and get in the game to talk, if possible. Good luck

Mahalo Nui Loa That's Hawaiian for Thank you very Much Same to you and yours

Same to you with bells on BB Hope you and your family have a safe and prosperous New Year and please make it one of your resolutions to not kill me as much - Thanks in advance

Blackbart NickTheGrip That's a nice collection. but this is a real gun collection I have seen this pic a couple of times before...Once it was said to be the private collection of Charlton Heston and another time said to be John Waynes private collection...Whomever it belonged to it would be sweet to have... Its actually the private collection of a guy named Bruce Stern, who has since passed away. This collection was recently auctioned off as part of his estate and in part raised over 12 million dollars

I know a guy who can get some real good ID's - cheap too Irony Yeah, I really want to build a snowman in my car Who said handicapped people can't have sex That should do it!!!!

Which off-license can I get that beer at - Happy New Year

That's a nice collection. but this is a real gun collection

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He'd been employed there for years when he came home one day and told his wife he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife, terribly concerned, suggested that he saw sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill refused - he'd be too embarrassed, he said, and vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. So a few weeks later, Bill came home one day white-faced. His wife knew something was seriously wrong. "My God, Bill, what's wrong?" she asked. Bill looked at her. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh Bill, you didn't," she moaned, horrified. "Yes, I did," replied Bill. "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, she got fired too."

One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night and the man says, we will head off at sunrise. The wife is tired and replies, I don't want to go in the morning. The husband is furious and replies, I will give you 3 options, you, me and the dog shoot, or you give me a blow job or we have anal sex. The wife isn't to pleased but realizes it's one or the other. They rise early in the morning and the husband says well, what's it to be. She isn't pleased but decides to give him a blow job. As soon as she starts she stops and says, your dick tastes like shit. He replies: "Yeh, the dog didn't want to go either."

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet". He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!" Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?

funny one. Its true though, I wouldn't touch her with yours!!!!

On the same theme

The driver is lucky he didn't get a cap put in his ass

Thanks Boss, we were due for a "refresh" in the DM server. It is much appreciated

One thing, make sure your 5750 card is not causing the problem. If your power supply is a little borderline it could cause some issues. Try putting your old card in to see if the problem "goes away" If it does, post here and one the techies can help you look deeper into that

Now that is F$%^ing snow

I actually like it. What I don't like is that during the summer, everyone forgets how to drive in it and the first couple of days of snow are both hilarious and frightening as hell as everyone is either doing 5 mph or about 30 more than they should be This was the other day - this retard went off my street right in front of me after passing me at approx 40mph, on a dirt road covered in ice and snow. Guess he thought the 4WD would save his stupid ass - guess again

Don't know who you ISP is, but mine is Comcast. I called them and had them send a "refresh" signal to the cable modem (after I had done a power off reset). That seems to help. In fact, they now have it as an option in the auto-phone system so you don't have to wait for Sandeep in Bombay to answer the call pretending he is in Michigan. The other thing I found (and Laszlo too) was an issue with windows 7. Maybe a machine that is not quote up to the task, but when we downgraded back to XP all my ping issues went away. In 7 it would spike over 500 sometimes (on the edge of maps and real intense maps like the pistol one). Now it is steady at around 35-38, with an occasional spike to 45

Here's another good, but old one

Well for the one or two people who were curious about the 50-60 different languages in my previous post - here are the answers, in alphabetical order. Afrikaans: Gesëende Kersfees Afrikander: Een Plesierige Kerfees African/ Eritrean/ Tigrinja: Rehus-Beal-Ledeats Albanian:Gezur Krislinjden Arabic: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah Armenian: Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand Azeri: Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun Bahasa Malaysia: Selamat Hari Natal Basque: Zorionak eta Urte Berri On! Bengali: Shuvo Naba Barsha Bohemian: Vesele Vanoce Brazilian: Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo Breton: Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat Bulgarian: Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo Catalan: Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou! Chinese: (Cantonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun Chinese: (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan Choctaw: Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito Colombia: Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo Cornish: Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth Corsian: Pace e salute Crazanian: Rot Yikji Dol La Roo Cree: Mitho Makosi Kesikansi Croatian: Sretan Bozic Czech: Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok Danish: Glædelig Jul Duri: Christmas-e- Shoma Mobarak Dutch: Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar! or Zalig Kerstfeast English: Merry Christmas Eskimo: (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo! Esperanto: Gajan Kristnaskon Estonian: Ruumsaid juulup|hi Faeroese: Gledhilig jol og eydnurikt nyggjar! Farsi: Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad Finnish: Hyvaa joulua Flemish: Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar French: Joyeux Noel Frisian: Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier! Galician: Bo Nada Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ùr! German: FroehlicheWeihnachten Greek: Kala Christouyenna! Hausa: Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara! Hawaiian: Mele Kalikimaka Hebrew: Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova Hindi: Shub Naya Baras Hungarian: Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket Icelandic: Gledileg Jol Indonesian: Selamat Hari Natal Iraqi: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah Irish: Nollaig Shona Dhuit, or Nodlaig mhaith chugnat Iroquois: Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson honungradon nagwutut. Ojenyunyatosrasay. Italian: Buone Feste Natalizie Japanese: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto Jiberish: Mithag Crithagsigathmithags Korean: Sung Tan Chuk Ha Latin: Natale hilare et Annum Faustum! Latvian: Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu! Lausitzian: Wjesole hody a strowe nowe leto Lettish: Priecigus Ziemassvetkus Lithuanian: Linksmu Kaledu Low Saxon: Heughliche Winachten un 'n moi Nijaar Macedonian: Sreken Bozhik Maltese: LL Milied Lt-tajjeb Manx: Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa Maori: Meri Kirihimete Marathi: Shub Naya Varsh Navajo: Merry Keshmish Norwegian: God Jul, or Gledelig Jul Occitan: Pulit nadal e bona annado Papiamento: Bon Pasco Papua New Guinea: Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia igo long yu Pennsylvania German: En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei Yaahr! Peru: Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo Philipines: Maligayan Pasko! Polish: Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze Narodzenie Portuguese: Feliz Natal Pushto: Christmas Aao Ne-way Kaal Mo Mobarak Sha Rapa-Nui (Easter Island): Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua Rhetian: Bellas festas da nadal e bun onn Romanche: (sursilvan dialect): Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bien nievonn! Romanian: Sarbatori vesele Russian: Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom Sami: Buorrit Juovllat Samoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou Sardinian: Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nou Serbian: Hristos se rodi Slovakian: Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce Sami: Buorrit Juovllat Samoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou Scots Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil huibh Serb-Croatian: Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina Singhalese: Subha nath thalak Vewa. SubhaAluth Awrudhak Vewa Slovene: Vesele Bozicne. Screcno Novo Leto Spanish: Feliz Navidad Swedish: God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År Tagalog: Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon Tami: Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal Trukeese: (Micronesian) Neekiriisimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech! Thai: Sawadee Pee Mai Turkish: Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun Ukrainian: Srozhdestvom Kristovym Urdu: Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Vietnamese: Chung Mung Giang Sinh Welsh: Nadolig Llawen Yugoslavian: Cestitamo Bozic Yoruba: E ku odun, e ku iye'dun!

Actually it is Anglo-Saxon. The full version is Glaed Geol and Gesaelig Niw Gear (Merry Christmas and Happy New Year) Nice one P.

Trust Chile to start the trash talk - LOL

I'll give it a day or so and publish the languages they all are. I thought the one that said "Merry Keshmish" was "drunken Englishman", but I was wrong - LOL - it is actually Navajo Indian