NickTheGrip

We use the in-game talk mostly in COD2 (CTF and DM) - Z key The clan just changed over to Teamspeak from Vent too sp get it fixed and get on in!!!

Batman Glad you finally came and joined us. Sorry to hear you closed down the old clan. I enjoyed being there and was disappointed to leave, but I guess it was a blessing in disguise, because if I hadn't I would never have followed Laszlo over here. This is one hell of a group of people, from all over the world and right around the corner and its a blast being in here. Me and Laz play mostly COD2 with some 5 thrown in. Haven't gotten into Black Ops yet. I was waiting a little till the gurus here get the kinks worked out as I am sure they will, cos the admins here all kick major Ass (no hes not a member, though I can think of a few who might deserve the nickname, me included - LOL). Don't worry too much about anything people say here. We are, after all, a bunch of idiots. Were just not morons. There is every conceivable form of humor and attitude in here and its great. If anyone is being a moron the admins will take good care of it. Just sit back and let them do all the work. Should be a nice change for you. Come over to 2 or 5 and see us sometime. You can watch me getting my fat ass handed to me by Pimped Out Pete, Artimus Prime, Phuckitman and Laz, just to name a few. Glad to see running the old clan didn't burn you out of gaming and that you can still have a good time. See you around B

download it from www.thepiratebay.com As you have the key code it's not illegal in the least and its free. It just sometimes takes a while. If u need help i can help you with it, or burn a copy of mine on a dvd and snail mail it to you

Pity he can't make one for me, showing me getting shot from behind by Laszlo, Pete, Artie, etc etc.................. Wait that doesn't sound right, does it!!!!!!

Am I the only one who thinks that it is strange to "analise" something - sounds like you shove it where the sun don't shine LOL

All Classic Alice in Chains for me

THe King

Another fucking one http://www.crackle.com/c/UGV/Comedy_Fuck_You_In_The_Ass_Commercial/162881

What the fuck is this - fucking idiots :-) http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/6825/fuck-me-ray-bradbury

Still don't have clue what this is about, but at least I can add to my meager post count by saying "WTF - bunch of frikin idiots" LOL

If you know anyone who is affected by the major Comcast outage in the Midwest (Chicago, Indiana, most of Southern MI), it is a DNS service outage and can be bypassed by setting your DNS server numbers as follows: Primary 8.8.8.8 Secondary 8.8.4.4 If you know anyone who is having this issue and can't get online even though it shows they have an internet connection, have them try this (assuming you have a different way to contact them) To change DNS XP Go to Control Panel double click on Network Connections On your internet connection (LAN or wireless) right click and select properties select "Internet Protocol (TCP/IP) then click on Properties below it Look towards the bottom and if not selected, click on "Use the following DNS Server addresses" then input the numbers above and click on OK In 7 (I think) Click on your network connection on the bottom right of the taskbar Click on "open Network Center" Over on the left click on Adapter properties Select "Internet Protocol (IPv4) and click on properties Sames as the last step above Hope this helps someone BTW - Not sure what happened to the post title It's supposed to say Major Comcast Outage

Stiffy time

Question: Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? Answer: You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. If the F.A.A. had to check Santa Like all people who are involved in flying vehicles through the sky, Santa has to have a pilot's license. That means regular visits by examiners from the FAA. Well, shortly before the Christmas in question, an examiner turned up from the FAA to test Santas' skills as a pilot and check out his sled. Santa had made sure his paperwork was in order, given his sled a good cleaning and made sure the reindeer were in good shape and was quite confident that he would pass the examination okay, as he always had before. The examiner looked through all the paperwork and had no problems with that. He walked slowly around the sled, kicking the runners as he went along. He checked the harnesses, checked the reindeer's feet, did some power/weight ratio calculations and generally gave the impression that he was happy with everything. Then came the pilot evaluation. Santa climbed into the sled, fastened his seat harness, checked the gauge panel and said a few encouraging words to the reindeer. Then the examiner climbed onboard and Santa was astonished to see that he was carrying a shotgun. "What are you going to do with that?" said Santa, with more than a little concern. The examiner gave him a little nudge and said "Look here, I shouldn't really be telling you this, but your going to lose an engine on take-off."

Anal beads - Thought that was a code word for hemorrhoids

REFORMAT, REFORMAT, REFORMAT Its the only guaranteed way to remove it Sue. Like Johnny D said, you would have been done a long time ago and still had all your hair!!!

bump bump Ha - one more to my post-whore count - only 760 to go

Whats that Loader, you have your lunch in your panties - wierd!!!! I'll be there tomorrow around 930 (earliest I can get in) Come on CTF'ers

Knew I could rely on a bunch of idiots to throw out some great punch lines!!!!!

My ex-wife let a weasel in her pants, then the bastard sued me as her lawyer................. Careful what you ask for

Here for your viewing pleasure is the 2011 TSA Calendar Enjoy MISS JANUARY MISS FEBRUARY MISS MARCH MISS APRIL MISS MAY MISS JUNE MISS JULY MISS AUGUST MISS SEPTEMBER MISS OCTOBER MISS NOVEMBER MISS DECEMBER

Hey there Ferret Welcome to the forums - good to see you in the COD2 servers. Hopefully you can help us re-ignite interest in CTF like Lazslo said. Nice to see good, clean, hard playing players like yourself in there. Hope to bash you soon, although I am not a "basher" by trade. Its always fun to watch a couple of peeps jumping around like a couple of idiots trying to hit each other. BTW, looking forward to spending some time in TN. Our company has a huge project going on in Spring Hill, near Nashville this coming 2 years (2011, 2012) - only ever traveled through it before. Again, welcome

I grew up less than 15 miles from the Ocean (not hard to do in England, where I think the furthest you can be from the sea is less than 100 miles), yet I can't stand seafood in any shape or form. The "trouble and strife" loves it and will scarf down shrimp till the cow comes home (Freudian slip) She also loves it when we go over to the UK and she can have Salmon for breakfast. But how can that compare to the traditional English breakfast, which is different everywhere you go, but should always be Fried Eggs, Fried Bacon, Fried tomatoes, sausages, beans (pork and beans to the yanks) and toast. As for me, I just love a good Indian curry (lamb) or anything spicy, as long as there is nothing in it that swims in its own piss (kids at the pool excluded, of course as they swim in everyone else's urine - LOL).

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

Chileno - I said cushion for the pushin not a fuckin mattress!!!!!