NickTheGrip

Here's one for ya, with a cookie (biscuit for the Brits) for the one who gets it right

Another thing Go to www.speedtest.net and do a complete ping test, or go direct to www.pingtest.net This will allow you to do a more thorough test of your connection, not just ping It will do a complete line test, which has the following components Ping - described above Packet Loss - anything less than 0% (or is that greater) is bad Jitter - This is the VARIANCE in your ping. While ping is a "one-time" shot, jitter is over a time period. A 70ms connection that has 10ms jitter is a lot better than a 30ms connection with 50ms jitter

pain is only weakness leaving the body

if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

All I can say is now that I upgraded from Vista ultimate to 7 ultimate my machine runs a lot smoother and hangs up a lot less. 7 is also less of a resource hog than vista so if you are trying to eke out a couple of extra rpm's out of your system it might be a good idea. (IMHO of course) If you are upgrading from vista ultimate to 7 ultimate you dont have to do a wipe, but it gives you the option and everything I have heard and experienced says to do that. You dont have to though. If you dont you will keep all your programs and settings etc, just be warned, the installation will take quite a while compared to a clean install which took less than an hour when I did it.

Yeah, I am in the process of reloading my WAW. I have been playing in COD2 CTF exclusively and I am getting real tired of the comments. Most of them are typed as peeps in '2' dont seem to use vent, but it is just plain annoying to hear (read) the comments, 'hacker this', 'WTF that'. I have been guilty of a "WTF" now and again but that is when something really wierd happens, not just because I battled with someone and lost.

BTW I found that to paste, if you use ctrl-V instead of the paste command in firefox it works. You might also need to change your security settings. See the info below for how to do this. (I used ctrl-v to do this)

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'father's details;'or putting it another way..... Who's ya Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner-up 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so goodthat I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can youplease send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the doorpanels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area andsee if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with aman. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Popeconfirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is theSaver risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia'sdad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that wouldhave cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doingright by you and right by the country. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me. 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue. 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom . 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I rememberfor sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in theevening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going tothe party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made youfart. Yep, you guessed it right - us Detroiters are all paying taxes to support them.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens. DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side..That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

For the season

Man, that looks just like my ex-wife, on one of her good days (there weren't many of those BTW)

yeah, get one of those 'fake' logs from spencers gifts and let it "float" around

Here are 101 jobs that would make you feel better about your own (unless above is your job)

he should be glad it was an elephant and not something smaller!!!!

Guy walks into his house and his wife is checking herself out in the mirror Honey, she asks, how do you think I can make my boobs bigger

Nerd alert, Nerd Alert

Bloody Hell

Copy and paste - wouldnt you call it Windows then (Windows 98 aka Mac)

Sue Dude, Here is a link to a step-by-step on how to get rid of that pesky piece o' crap virus

Thx Pete, Toes I will try a gaming mouse, although my Intellimouse is wired into my machine (USB), it is not a wireless mouse. Its about time for a new one anyway. This is one a "appropriated" from work and its well overdue for the circular file!!!!!

I was wondering if anyone else had this issue or could point me in the rigth direction (no pun intended)

I am not too sure. All I know is that my machine is running the following processor: Intel Core2 Duo-E4400, which I thought was 32 bit but I installed 64 bit 7 Ultimate with no issue. Perhaps my proc. supports 64 and I didnt know it If anyone can tell this 'puter noob I would appreciate it

I have 7 Ultimate (64bit) on my gaming rig and I run everything fine with no issues and no special settings I DO completely recommend a clean install, not an upgrade, which you can ONLY do from Vista. If you go from XP direct to 7, it will be a clean install anyway. 7 gives you the option to load the 64 bit, even on a 32 bit system with no conflicts. Forgive me if I'm wrong but that was never possible before. You had to have 64 bit processor to load a 64 bit system You can do a clean install from an upgrade package also. Make sure you boot from the DVD and a few screens in it will ask you whether you want to upgrade your existing or install a clean one. Obviously the upgrade will keep everything and takes forever. Thee clean install wipes everything (Even gives you a format disk option to get rid of those stupid manufacturers partitions)

I'm bad - torrented it. I refuse to give IW or Activision any money for it. I hope everyone does that for the single player experience and NEVER actually buys it. I am against pirating in general but in this instance I made an exception