HarryWeezer

A sweet grandmother Telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room." After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."

Blessed art thou among Idiots...

Other than rare CIs, I'm not having a prob. on DM1. One reason, Labob, that the "gang" continues to populate the DM1 server rather than the identical DM2 server is that many of them are not XI, though they have been playing on this server for years. They just don't know the server is there. It might help to run a scroll occasionally on DM1 to give them the IP of an "identical server" so they can try it out.

Here is the combo to the admin hack safe at XI Corporate. Enjoy. L12, r32, L18 (Be sure to keep this a secret.)

Proposed new XI members getting physicals.

Stupid browser sent it twice.

Looks like large-plaque psoriasis. If so, Enbrel works wonders!

Re. "dicks are for chicks," not necessarily. Last time I shot ChicksWithDicks in COD5, I took a look. No dick. (Lying bitch)

Momma: "Johnny, where you at boy?" Johnny: "I'm in the basement ma." Momma: "Johnny, what you doing down there in the basement?" Johnny: "Blowing bubbles." Momma: "Johnny, who's that down in the basement with you?" Johnny: "Bubbles."

You read it here first. Scots will vote NO to leaving the UK.

I bunny-hopped all over Vietnam in '69. Never took a bullet.

Ah. OK. Try this. Go to Start and then open Control Panel. Click on "Sound." A window opens with four tabs. Click on the second tab, "Recording." Now, right click anywhere in the white area of that tab window and you'll see a dialog open that displays "Show disabled devices." Left click on "show disabled devices" to give it a check mark. You now see a new device shown in the recording box called "Stereo Mix." Right click, and select "Enable." Now try multiplayer.

Here's the fix: plug a microphone into the 8mm jack. I know it's crazy. But it works.

Not really... http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/likeitorleaveit.asp

With another cub and momma bear right there, what an idiot to approach that closely. Lucky momma didn't attack.;

This looks like a load of BS. I would NOT recommend you enter your address in the second link.

Point taken DJ but if you made a list of all the breakfast club "regulars" who come in most Saturdays at various times you'd probably have 30 or 40 folks who have been playing together for years. I moved over to the other server this morning as did others because we didn't like the map. Nice to have the option. Let 's see how it goes.

About 5 of us moved over to it today around noon. After one map - and a lot of fun - we got a bad CI and then a lockup. We moved back to the original DM.

Inspiring! Thanks for sharing.

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