I don't know if it's what I wrote but It's definitely not what I meant ?
Next time, I will write my post in French. So, there will be no misinterpretation of yours.
I reckon that you'll have to use google translation to be sure to well understand it.
Anyway, I think that you'll find a mischievous way to read it. Am I not right @ShinyAbsol?
Reading more carefully what you wrote, maybe there is a cue here: "The mrs looked panic stricken when I told her I was going to eat the neighbours pussy, wtf is wrong with her ?"
Maybe you want to eat the neighbours pussy (or others) because there are now too much spider webs in your wife's? (A cue about what is wrong with her... just to help) ?
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