Merlin007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a great day. Cheers

Too funny. LMAO

Didn't notice you were gone! LOL JK Welcome back.

Ok, guess I'll add my opinion. I don't like bunny hoppers... or mother fn spawn campers... or sniper beeches. Get killed by them all time to time. But mostly don't like hoppers. However, I will admit to hopping with a hopper if it means kill or be killed or camp the camper or sneak up on the sniper. It's all game play and meant to be fun but frustrating at times so some peeps get a little loud with frustration including myself, but just have to remember it's a game. With that said, as much as I don't like hopping, the pros of having it I think outweigh the cons of not having it, ie. being able to shoot while jumping out of a ditch or through a window and thaw when at times certain areas of a map you need to hop (more than twice) so I think it needs to stay. Cheers all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIZ!

Welcome to the forums. Enjoy the servers and have fun.

Just with more hair. LOL. JK

Welcome to the forums reddog.

Sweet. That sounds awesome. Last Sabbath I got was Dehumanizer with Ronnie Dio. Thanks for the post Mike.

Can't walk them enough. Zeus especially likes it outdoors. When the fence is done they can run all they want between walks.

Thanks. They are both rescue pups and have turned out very well.

Well, my 1 year Australian Shepard, Zeus, still enjoys chewing on just about anything he gets his teeth. One of the latest victims... The culprit... Gotta love them though, it's just their nature.

Real Name: Bill Hometown: Ingersoll, ON Gaming Style: Sometime run & gun but mostly strategic support Most Common Alias: Merlin007 Platform of Choice: PC, Windows 7 Favorite Game Genres: FPS Best Gaming Snack: pretzels Best Gaming Beverage: rum & coke Favorite 'Classic' Game (min. 10 years since release): Medal of Honor: Allied Assault Most Preferred Musical Variety: Alternative Rock such as Godsmack to Heavy Metal such as Iron Maiden Music While Gaming?: Usually don't if on Teamspeak Favorite Pastime Outside of Gaming: Spending time with friends and family and chillin around the house First Video Game Played: Computer: Too long ago but would have been something off of Atari for console game or Buckrogers on the Adam computer Upcoming Release You Are Most Excited For: Don't have my eyes on anything at the moment Video Game Character You Most Relate To: Haven't played many games with characters to relate myself to Picture Of You!:

Welcome to the clan Stoner. Congrats

Welcome back Splat.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Marauder! Cheers

Sorry to hear that Shaka. It's never easy loosing a pet/family member suddenly or by choice. We lost out bulldog Delilah a couple of years ago due to complications after some surgery. We still miss her. It is difficult and only time heals. My sympathies to you and your family.

Welcome to the forums xSHGx. Enjoy the servers and have fun.

Welcome to our home. You'll find we have a great community here, excellent servers, and good folk to chat and hang out on the servers with. Cheers

Happy Birthday! Have a great day. Cheers

Yep, off the in-laws today to uninstall that update. They went and updated software including Windows now their laptop won't boot up. Just blue screen of death. Oy vey. Was just there a week ago fixing stuff and told them then, use it but don't do any updates, I'll take care of that cause every time they do... Can't blame them though, they don't know any better. But Microsoft on the other hand...

Oh no. Not another Idiot with iCrap. LOL. I love my Samsung. To each their own, all personal preference.

IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place: ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Hey Wild. Seen you on BF3 and just saw your post here so here's a welcome... Welcome!