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Thanks Labab and Beers.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ViPRZ. Have a great day!

Hey fearless. Came across your request here. I am usually fairly busy but will take a shot at a sig for you. Anything in particular for graphics? Also, the saying you want under it, can you clarify how you want it to read. Cheers.

Listening to my son bitch and whine because I took his cell phone away and won't let his friends come over.

Welcome to the clan GhostToast. You are now an official Idiot.

Welcome to >XI< Chappie. Congrats.

Hey Labob, Here is my home network if you can follow it. I use a couple of switches and wireless routers as access points for better signal coverage around my house due to interference's in certain areas. You can PM me if you have any questions.

Welcome to the forums Chandler. If you are looking for some great gaming (which I don't think you get with consoles) and a good bunch of folks to do that with, you have come to the right place. We may be Idiots, but we are lots of fun to play and chat with. Maybe see you on the servers somewhere. Cheers.

Welcome to the forums Ghost. Good to hear you enjoy the servers. Have fun and be careful out there, it's a warzone.

Welcome to the Clan Twinkie.

I have been using the Belkin Nostromo N52 for some time now and still prefer it over a keyboard. It is an old model but still works well. I believe the newer models have the key manager software built into the controller rather than separate software like the N52. It is all personal preference.

Welcome to the forums Mad. Enjoy the servers and have fun. Cheers.

That was a cool vid especially in 1080. Thanks for that Bud.

Firstly, that awesome. Good for you. Secondly, not sure the 580 will make difference for YOU. Thirdly, I think playing the xbox would hasten the bridge jump. lol. See you back in game soon. Cheers

I will be looking a new phone in the new year when my current contract runs out but will NOT be looking at anything Apple. A preference thing but I don't like Apple and despise iTunes. I'll be looking at the HTC or Samsung.

Those slacker Packers. Shut down by my 49ers last weekend.

I also have a 6950 2GB card (XFX) and I have to say, it is a great card. Two of those and that other package you are looking at would give you a nice kick ass box.

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1... #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and corn dogs and step in monkey poo. " #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?" #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." #2 "I'm glad to hear that chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." The envelope please..................... AND THE WINNER IS ... #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

Well done. You are correct.

Sorry all. Been out of loop. Try this...

Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." Responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?" "Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?" "Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' Can I sue Budwiser for all the ugly women I've slept with ?"

Thanks for the heads up Beers. Keep up the fine work you are doing.

Nice into Phoenix and welcome to the forums. As far as the name change, look up Rockape and he can fix you up. Cheers and see you on the servers.

That would be Vertical Limit.

Cool vids. Both amazing stories.