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Merlin007

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  1. Nice machine Smokemist. And tidy as well.
  2. Congrats and Welcome Pforzheim.
  3. Welcome to the family Kris.
  4. Welcome & congrats AstarRN.
  5. Welcome to our home and enjoy the servers. We're always on the lookout for worthy Idiots so stick around and have fun.
  6. Welcome to the forums Talon. See you on the battlefield.
  7. Welcome deeds. You're an Idiot.
  8. The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the expensive designer jeans that you bought a couple years back, but don't wear because you say they not the "in" name this year. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
  9. Merlin007

    Howdy

    Welcome Digman and enjoy the servers.
  10. Nice rig there LaRSin and very tidy.
  11. Very nice Wiz. You should be good to go for at least for another year eh!
  12. Welcome to the family M16A1.
  13. Welcome to the family genci!
  14. Welcome to >XI< Roofless.
  15. Welcome to the clan kitty.
  16. Happy Birthday 007!
  17. Welcome to the forums Nick.
  18. I am listening to my kids school call again because my son ditch the afternoon... again...
  19. Patiently waiting for my shirts and coolers... Thanks Rugger for working hard to get everything out.
  20. LOL. I have'nt seen what the Eagles have but you're not making is sound very good. It's taken SF a while to rebuild again, I think we'll keep Colin. I think there is some NHL players looking for work. Maybe one of them can throw a ball for ya.
  21. You know, I like Smith. He is an excellent QB, has improved every season since becoming a 49er. He has certainly proved to be worthy and in time to come, sit with the elite. However, he needs to protect himself better than he did when he dropped his head on a run... careless... Now, for Kaepernick... WOW. That was an impressive showing and with that, he may very well see more starts. Showed confidence the entire time he was out there and took control. I think Harbaugh will be looking to see if that kind of confidence and play can continue. He was certainly exciting to watch and earned the next start.
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