Merlin007

Very true jumper. Good 1.

Welcome Wraith. Glad to hear you enjoy the servers and yes, freezetag is a great mod.

Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A. President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said."Dis is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove ,Newfoundland , Canada , eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we areofficially declaring war on ya!" "Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed importantnews ! How big is your army ?" "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation"there is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, andthe whole dart team from the pub. Dat makes eight!" Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million menin my army waiting to move on my command." "Wow," said Archie. "I'll have ta call yaback!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , thewar is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantryequipment!" "And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barackasked. "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 'sfarm tractor." President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my armyto one and a half million since we last spoke." "Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back taya." Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. " President Obama ,the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an'modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit,and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!" Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tellyou Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. Mymilitary complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missilesites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWOMILLION!" "Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have ta call youseback." Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! Iam sorry ta have ta tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'erewar." "I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the suddenchange of heart?" Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and hada long chat over a bunch of pints, and come ta realize dat dere's no waywe can feed two million prisoners.." CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN God Bless !!!! Canadian and Proud of it!!!

Welcome to >XI<.

Happy Birthday Deejay. Have a great day.

It is quite a shame. She had a lot of talent and a great career. RIP

Hi Mot. Welcome to the forums and maybe see you out in the WAW freezetag server sometime. And nice rig specs by the way. Cheers

Hey Bullwink, Happy Birthday buddy.

LOL. Good 1 Deerhunter.

Welcome philthy. Enjoy the servers and the forum banter.

That is a big ass card. Very nice.

What's the difference between theItalian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing- The bottoms dropped out of both.

Welcome to the forums LordOfChaos.

Thanks Beers. Keep up the good work.

That is pretty cool.

Welcome to the forums Chris.

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all!

Welcome Twinkie. You've come to the right place if looking for great servers and there are lots of folks here with some in depth PC advice. Enjoy and have fun.

Welcome to the forums jamey and enjoy the servers.

She quite the magician. Don't see that kind of act very often.

Nice find Darth.

He's probably glad there was a ceiling. LOL

Shane for sure. He is turning into quite the creeper and don't think he enjoys being in 2nd place.

Your welcome. And that is a disturbing avatar.