Merlin007

LMFAO.

LOL. Too funny 3rd.

It's almost too funny to ban.

Message sent. I'm in.

Happy Birthday Bushape. Hope you had a good day.

Welcome to the forums Coffee. Seen you in the Nam FT server. Like you, freeze tag is addicting, forces good team play, and is lots of fun. Cheers and freeze you later.

Welcome GixXxer to the >XI< forums. Should check out the CoD5 freeze tag server for some really good fun.

Saw this clip not too long ago. 3D printer very cool. Think of the possibilities as this technology matures. Imagination has no limits.

Smoking too much catnip. LOL Kittens are funny.

Nam freeze tag is lots of fun, I do agree. Great to see your intro, keep coming out, have fun and play fair and maybe get your invite to XI at some point. Remember, shoot first or run fast. Cheers

Happy Birthday Bushape. Have a great day.

Welcome ChazMan. See you been on the forums already. Nice intro and good to hear you enjoy the servers.

LMAO. Nice 1 Pondscum.

Done. We are about 500 ahead.

Another good 1 3rd. LOL

Such a whore 3rd. Way to go.

Hey there Pondscum. Nice intro. See you in the servers.

What search word did you use to come across that... LOL

LMAO. Good 1 3rd.

Welcome to our forums Jester. Good to see you enjoy the servers.

LOL

And the Idiots just keep on comin'. Welcome all to >XI<. The best bunch of Idiots around. Cheers

Good 1 3rd. HAHA

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ... Moral of the story: Women are not really smart, they just think they are. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor.

The Jewish man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, And she Screamed for five full minutes at the end!' The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 10 minutes!' The Italian man said, 'Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, And she screamed for over six hours!' The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, 'What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?' The Italian said... I wiped my hands on the bedspread.