Merlin007

LMAO. Good 1 3rd.

Welcome to our forums Jester. Good to see you enjoy the servers.

LOL

And the Idiots just keep on comin'. Welcome all to >XI<. The best bunch of Idiots around. Cheers

Good 1 3rd. HAHA

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers: Please scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ... Moral of the story: Women are not really smart, they just think they are. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor.

The Jewish man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, And she Screamed for five full minutes at the end!' The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 10 minutes!' The Italian man said, 'Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, And she screamed for over six hours!' The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, 'What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?' The Italian said... I wiped my hands on the bedspread.

Our sadness will pass but we will always remember her time with us. Thanks everyone for your thoughts. It really means a lot.

It has become a sad day for my family as we have lost a family member today. DELILAH We were all very excited when we first got her and over time, she was not just a pet, she was family. Her personality was unique to her and we loved that about her and all her funny antics. She was and will always be one of us, Family. We will miss her very much. Although money is tight for my wife and I, we have decided to have her cremated and to keep her ashes along with our memories. And when we are ready, bury her at home. In mourning Merlin007>XI< & Family

WiZiD I dont know the exact model but I have two intel ssd's in raid 0....471 meg a sec read time. Love em Remember NEVER defrag a SSD.....just a word to the wise. Haven't read a lot about ssd drives but since you mention it, why don't you defrag a ssd drive? Does this have anything to do about ssd drives reading and writing to the same areas of the chips thus shortening their lives by doing so?

Nice ride Widow. Looks to be in good shape for its year.

A little late in the day but Happy Birthday.

Five pages of this shit is stupid.

LOL.

LMAO. Awesome 3rd.

Hey there Crimson. Welcome to the forums. Maybe see you on the CoD5 freeze servers sometime.

3rdCdnInfty lmao haha nice, he must have seen some boobs to look away haha "I don't remember making those!" LOL

Welcome to our forums dedman.

Very nice Nick. Sounds like a mean machine.

HAHA. Very nice.

2pm is ok by me.

Very nice rigs there guys.

Happy Birthday Power.

I better look again. Maybe after 20 tries a boat will appear.

LOL. Think mama shit herself.