Merlin007

Another good 1 Nick.

LMAO. Told that to my wife, she did not find as funny as I did. LOL

Guess the doc earned that one. lol

Some of that was damn funny and some of that also put me in pain just watching. I agree Nick.

Very nice. Good job.

Sounds like a good party. Maybe the next one I can get to.

Wow. My kids play either the xbox or ps3 a lot, not that much of course cause I'd kick their asses away from and send'm outside, but have not heard of that. And only 20. It's a shame.

Not bad Nick. I especially liked the last two.

HAHA. Nice one.

LOL. I will be there.

Gotta love the downloader. Thanks Beers for the update.

Thanks Beers for the heads up.

Tried CC Cleaner. Seems to do a thorough job at cleaning up the garbage. Think I will continue using this one for a while.

Enjoy the Fest you Idiots and have fun.

Good thread here. Gonna give CC Cleaner a go as well.

Love that movie.

LOL Too funny.

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Señor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the international competition?" "Si, Señor. That's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?" "From eating the rotten meat, Señor Rod." "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse." "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Señor Rod." "My prize thoroughbred is dead?" "Yes, Señor Rod. He died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Water cart? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Señor." "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!" "Yes, Señor Rod." "But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral, Senor Rod." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!" "Your wife's, Señor Rod". She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her with your new Kreighoff Limited Edition Custom Gold Engraved Trap Special with the Custom Wenig Exhibition-Grade Stock. Very long pause. . . "Ernesto, if you scratched that shotgun, you're in deep shit."

Good 1 mick.

Thanks Beers. Keep up the good work.

Happy Birthday fellas.

She was a train wreck and only a matter of time. Almost like she gave up or didn't want to try but to just join the the 27 club. A shame though either way at such a young age.

Happy Birthday!

LOL Good 1 Wolf.

Happy Birthday Welchs.