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Merlin007

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  1. Tried CC Cleaner. Seems to do a thorough job at cleaning up the garbage. Think I will continue using this one for a while.
  2. Enjoy the Fest you Idiots and have fun.
  3. Good thread here. Gonna give CC Cleaner a go as well.
  4. Love that movie.
  5. LOL Too funny.
  6. At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Señor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the international competition?" "Si, Señor. That's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?" "From eating the rotten meat, Señor Rod." "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse." "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Señor Rod." "My prize thoroughbred is dead?" "Yes, Señor Rod. He died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Water cart? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Señor." "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!" "Yes, Señor Rod." "But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral, Senor Rod." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!" "Your wife's, Señor Rod". She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her with your new Kreighoff Limited Edition Custom Gold Engraved Trap Special with the Custom Wenig Exhibition-Grade Stock. Very long pause. . . "Ernesto, if you scratched that shotgun, you're in deep shit."
  7. Good 1 mick.
  8. Happy Birthday fellas.
  9. She was a train wreck and only a matter of time. Almost like she gave up or didn't want to try but to just join the the 27 club. A shame though either way at such a young age.
  10. Happy Birthday!
  11. LOL Good 1 Wolf.
  12. Happy Birthday Welchs.
  13. Congrats blackwidow!
  14. Idiots helping Idiots. Thanks you guys.
  15. LMAO. Good one Wolf.
  16. Looks nice sniper JR
  17. A little kung fu/hacky sack volleyball anyone?
  18. Yes to the death penalty but has to be 100%, clear cut guilt. You see cases where a person gets life but halfway thru, something is found and they were imprisoned by mistake. The person in Norway on the other hand, very tragic, should see his time come short...
  19. This is how lawsuits start. Law enforcement is always under the microscope for abuse of force, doesn't matter who they've pulled over. Not to mention, the death threat while his partner watches and is on their own video. Who's the stupid one... This guy seriously needs a vacation.
  20. LOL. Good one Pondscum.
  21. My first bike was a Yamaha Maxim X 750. Very nice ride and good power especially for a first bike and was better on insurance than a 1000 or higher. Happy bike hunting.
  22. THE LEPER Merlin007 Hey Chris. Like the top part of your sig. Iron Maiden rocks. i hate them [no offence lol] but i did like the album cover [where as you know i nicked this from] None taken. Their cover art has always been pretty awesome.
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