LiquidStool
Well, Liquid Stool.... that has been my nickname for nearly 25 years. When i left school i started an apprenticeship and most of my co workers were blokes in their late 20's - 40's. As an induction, they thought it would be real funny to lace my first few cups of coffee with a laxative. Most of the day went well, then about 4pm, my ringpiece suffered a catastrophic failure and i was literally covered in well, a liquid stool. Those fuckers thought it was highly amusing, i didn't, especially seeing as i had to ride a damn bicycle home. That saddle felt like a damn razor blade on my ass split.............
Good thread!
fell off my chair LTFOL