Jedi-Jack

That was freaking awesome.

that is seriously funny and well done.

Welcome back Rummy. Glad all is well.

WOW, THAT WAS GOOD. AND MOM WILL STILL BE PISSED.

Bump!

Corpse and I have played together. I dont have the top tier tanks, I do however have some awesome ones. If you need information, let me know. Send me a PM and I will be glad to help, and play with ya.

Hi Slave, If I was an Admin, I would invite you into the clan immediately. You bring a nice ASSet to the game, lol. Welcome to the forums.

Hey all, I was just wondering if there were any other XI members that have tried out World of Tanks? It is an absolute blast...literally. If so, look for me in game. Jedi_Jack_XI. The game is totally free to download, and real easy to understand and play. Send me a PM if interested. Jack

I was sleeping (west coast) and my buddy called and woke me up. He said "we are at war, turn on the news." I then hung up and called my girlfriend who was on vacation in Cali. Woke her up and then she was not able to come home for a few days. I went to work (grocery store) and it was a very slow day and a whole lot of tears. A few years later I met RIPZILLA and been friends with him ever since. Now I do not feel that we have killed enough of the terrorists, and anyone associated with them. We can never kill enough. I will never forget. I mourn the people lost and pray for the soldiers fighting and long for the death of the enemy! That is what happened to me that day.

Always makes me cry. I love the song and I love our troops. And the troops of our allies. God Bless them all and Lord please keep them safe. When they have to fight please make their aim true and accurate so that they may come home alive. Amen

Blackbart SgtHarryWeezer PS: If Obama gets re-elected, I will kiss each of your asses on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial the same day he takes the oath. He is toast; gone, nada, outathere; just 16 short months and, to quote another ex-president, "our long national nightmare is over." I agree whole heartily with you Harry...Thank God he's going to get beat and by a land slide because I don't think the world could survive the sight of my old wrinkled bare ass on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial... !!! Did someone say "old wrinkled bare ass"...I will alert Bob Barker, he loves old wrinkled anything...especially if it is a male.

now that is so flippin funnny

Solution to the Criminal Aliens that come accross the U.S. southern border. Keep in mind that the U.S. Military is forbidden to operate on U.S. soil. Solution: 2000 national guard troops from every state are to be brought down to the border. Fully armed with all their equipment and the like. The equipment for an Armored Division needs to be provided for their use. They need to have an Air Wing assigned as well. That will be 100,000 national guardsmen protecting OUR NATION!!! We need to let the cartels know that they are finished in the U.S. If they do not get the message then we need to send in one of the teams and assassinate these people, and then the next one that takes their place and so on and so on. Sooner or later they will get the hint that we are no longer sheep for them to prey on. They have invaded U.S. soil and must be repelled with absolute deadly force. Some of you might call me an extremeist, but again I say that I have been very consistent with every message that I have posted. I love my country and My countries ALLIES <----(Pete) And for those who harm U.S. Citizens you must perish. No matter who you are...NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!. All enemies foreign and DOMESTIC! Thank You, Jack

Oh Yeah, and Pete, you must have an affinity with getting tea baggged. You sure do bring it up alot. If that is the case, for the right price I will do it to ya! LOLOLOLOL, just kidding, please don't say yes.

PimpedOutPete Oh hell, let the Tight ass tea baggers have the keys to the chevy for 4 years.. Things could only get better I would hope.. Minus fascism... PFFFT! Close the Chevy plant down. Sell it off. Get as much money as possible. Then when some foreign company buys it. You will then see Ford sales increase even more than when GM....errr I mean the Union got bailed out with taxpayer dollars.

HXTR, I will be praying for the situation and that God will wrap his hands around him.

PimpedOutPete I'm on vacation.. I'm not returning to bail your asses out as well.. Lol Now Pete, that was probably one of the funniest things ever said. And yes we do know how to fix the country. But he should not have said "ordinary folks". He is like a pole dancer...got us all doe eyed by teasing us with some goods then before you know it your 16 trillion is missing off of the stage.

GorillaXI - Obama realy said this I can't even wrap my brain around this one. This came out of Obama's mouth recently. Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney used Obama's vacation to suggest that maybe he's just giving up. "I wish the president were in Washington calling back Congress and dealing with the challenges we have," Romney said at an event in Litchfield, New Hampshire, on Monday. "I don't know that he has a strategy now or whether he's basically throwing up his hands and is just hoping things'll get better." The president directly addressed this line of attack at a town hall meeting in Cannon Falls, Minnesota, on Monday. "I don't think it's going to make people feel real encouraged if we have Congress come back and all they're doing is arguing again," Obama said at the first stop on his Midwest bus tour. "They need to go back to their districts, talk to ordinary folks, find out how frustrated they are and, hopefully, when they get back in September, they're going to have a new attitude." I have nothing more to add. I'm so pissed at this dead beat right now. Just his answer "ordinary folks"....what a fucking piece of shit. He is an elitist mother fucker. I will not hold back this time. I cant wait till he is out of office. This fucker thinks he is better than everybody else. PFFT! I am sorry that I lost it but this is the type of crap that really chaps my hide.

very good

Now that was by far one of the funniest things ever.

Citizen ownership of firearms is ultra restrictive in California. Hence why the bad guys got away with so much crap. I wear my firearm openly and it sends a message to any would be bad guy...stay away from me and my family. You might say that I would be the first one targeted statistically that is not the case. Bad guys are cowards....Hence why they prey on the weak!

Ok Flush...good joke now where are the ones with your wife? LOL, good pics buddy.

My prayers go out to all of the UK. Most of you know how much I despise scumbags...If the UK would re-arm its citizens then no one would try and loot if they knew that they would be looking down the barrel of anything! Once the badguys know that the populace is armed they will not do so much to the populace for fear of getting dead. All in all I pray for your well being. Jedi

now that was funny, but notice how he doesn't miss a beat letting the hot foul air come out of his mouth. He just expects everybody to inhale his shit.

that is some funny stuff right there.