Jedi-Jack

Now that is Flipping Hilarious.

Good One Baldie

I love Natalie Portman...I would replace my wife for her. LOL, Just kidding...well maybe for a week.

that was fantastic

AMEN!!!!!

Two Little Boys. Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?' The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?' Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?' The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?' The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time,' (I just LOVE reading this next line again and again:) 'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'

Good story Gorilla, deserves to be read everywhere.

The Funeral Procession A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. ~ A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. ~ Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. ~ Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. ~ The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?' ~ 'My wife's. ~ ''What happened to her?' ~ The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her' ~ He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?' ~ The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.' ~ A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. ~ 'Can I borrow the dog?' ~ The man replied, 'Get in line.'

Hey all, My pc got violated and now I am operating on my 10yr old pc. I have to get it cleared up at the geek squad this week. I will cya laters.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REDRUM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGEL! I HOPE YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED;)!!!

Ted, now that was frakking funny, you had me going for a min.

Now we should be able to see some pics of your boobies!!!!!!!!!!!

now that is funny

the 80's have the best music ever. I don't care what anyone says. I remember all of these songs. some of the 90's were ok.

that was funny

RedRum Lmao.....you guys crack me up.Thanks so much everyone!I am very proud to be an idiot with all of you:) So does that mean that we get to see your BOOBIES!!!!!!!!

StormCrow Welcome Redrum! Dont Listen to Danko, all Boobie pics can be sent to my inbox for viewing just to make sure they are suitable for public eye Yes StormCrow, When I get done taking the pictures of Redrums' boobies I will be sure to send the ones I do not keep for myself. Welcome to the Idiots!!!

I want pics also!!!!

You're MARRIED!!!!!!....well now I can't flirt...wait did I say that. A female on our servers = (going to get flirted with) LOL, just kidding, or am I? Welcome to the forums, and the servers.

I'll have a liter of cola...a what...liter of cola...uh do we have liter of cola...sir we don't have a liter of cola.

I would take one with a cast of Zoe's BOOBIES on it. LOL

I agree with C-bags, very pretty then and now.

That was totally funny feel sorry for him.