Krackennutz

Well hope you got a fookin good exchange rate! unless you get Scottish notes

Dunno think the England team is great !!! best comedy you will ever see,say it for any tournament there in yes there useless but don't tell .spoil my watching lol

Ok count me in ,seems Crusty is playing i need to do some big game hunting

remove if it breaches the rules

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation and leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that's enough, I'll do the f*******g dishes!"

Thanks for the input guys will pass the information along .......need a thumbs up emotion !lol

ok peeps have a question tada!!! friends father inlaw has been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer,now prob it inhaling said leaf,does anyone know of a way that this can be done ie as a oil, so far idea is to distill said plants into propel glycol.......and use it as a skin induced as you may understand here in the UK anything to do with weed is illegal

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread... In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominater !! Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!! Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey.

The Electric Fence Story We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and drove\ it 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6 hp big wheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all. Now I'm standing there, I've got the running lawnmower in my right hand and the 1.7 giga-volt fence wire in the other hand. Keep in mind the charger is about the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover. Time stood still. The first thing I notice is my pecker trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at one with the engine. It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of blank lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses. Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second.. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you're all leaned back and BAM BAM BAM you just crap your pants 3 times. It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together it was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand. At this point I'm about 30 minutes (maybe 2 seconds) into holding onto the fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so I can't let go. I grew up on a farm so I know all about electric fences.....but Dad always had those pieces of blank chargers made by International or whoever that were like 9 volts and just kinda tickled. This one I could not let go of. The 8 foot long ground rod is now accepting signals from me through the permadamp Ark-La-Tex river bottom soil. At this point I'm thinking I'm going to have to just man up and take it, until the lawnmower runs out of gas. Damn!, I think, as I remember I just filled the tank! Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled into a loping run pattern as if it had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it. Covered in poop, pee, and with my vomit on my chest I think 'Oh God please die.... Pleeeeaze die'. But nooooo, it settles into the rough lumpy cam idle nicely and remains there, like a big bore roller cam EFI motor waiting for the go command from its owner's right foot. So here I am in the middle of July, 104 degrees, 80% humidity, standing in my own backyard, begging God to kill me. God did not take me that day.....he left me there covered in my own fluids to writhe in the misery my own stupidity had created.. I honestly don't know how I got loose from the wire...I woke up laying on the ground hours later. The lawnmower was beside me, out of gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned. There were two large dead grass spots where I had been standing, and then another long skinny dead spot where the wire had laid while I was on the ground still holding on to it. I assume I finally had a seizure and in the resulting thrashing had somehow let go of the wire.. Upon waking from my electrically induced sleep I realized a few things: 1- Three of my teeth seem to have melted. 2- I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right butt cheek (not the left, just the right). 3- Poop, pee, and vomit when all mixed together, do not smell as bad as you might think. 4- My left eye will not open. 5- My right eye will not close. 6- The lawnmower runs like a sumbitch now. Seriously! I think our little session cleared out some carbon fouling or something, because it was better than new after that. 7- My nuts are still smaller than average yet they are almost a foot long. 8- I can turn on the TV in the game room by farting while thinking of the number 4 (still don't understand this???).. That day changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for things.. I appreciate the little things more, and now I always triple check to make sure the fence is unplugged before I mow. The good news, is that if a burglar does try to come over the fence, I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to triple check before I mow

Sticking with Win7 64 bit, 3 times tried Win 10 2 x upgrade one clean install all had faults of different degree,guess best way is wait 6 months,one of the reasons they popped it free as someone from Microsoft put it"once it has hit Asian Market someone will just crack it and it will be on pirate sites" true that lol i will own up and say i like win 7 as much as i liked XP ,8.1 didnt rock my boat,10 well its just a hash together of 7 and 8, Now the million dollar question how many have a windows phone[cell/mobile/] but pref the android or apple system to the windows system

Watching Fear of the walking dead now, sorry I download it lol along with all the rest if you watched continuum they just released a catch up episode and new final series starts nxt week I have an ublocked site if you want it cough cough

if you have mb specs from there web site or manual ,look for your LAN chip maybe for instance RtL1118B....then go here realtek.com.tw/downloads/ ........ on left menu you will see communication network ic's , right click and select what you have,if its onboard [embedded into motherboard] use pcie,at top you will see the model numbers select yours then down load the latest one

cleared caches on both IE and Firefox,there on auto clean on shutdown,plus use Auslogics or CCleaner ,no don't have a firewall no don't have Windows Defender,have I others that will be a no to lol Tried it doing same thing on Laptops same result...Forum Hates me lol

Ok maybe it don't but..... Cannot hit other topic quotes...wont show Cannot upload media..... even photo bucket or resized Cannot Copy Paste Txt in topic box or is there a post limit till this is available? or Forum does hate me

Gave up with Kodi , now use a Openbox V8s,if you want the info to get sky and all the sports channles pm me,if you want info , guy I use is in Ireland lol pay him a whole £27 for a yrs worth of complete package

Just used win 7 64bit on my Creative Fatality they worked fine

WARNING !!!! If you have any Registry cleaner do not use it on Win 10,fine for basic disc cleanup, but found using CCleaner/Auslogics Registry cleaner it wipes part of the Reg files to operate the Tiles in Start menu,and they wont open you can press teh windows symbols till the cows come home lol[brits will understand that ]

after bit of trial and error its best to do a clean install,did 3 upgrades ended up with 3 different problems,in end did clean install[ having a spare HD is a good idea and just redirect to old game drive ], most of the win7/8 32bit 64 bit drivers work on it

that file is 5.79gb did it yesterday......... if you want to force W10 to down load its simple, open CDM as Administrator and type wuauclt.exe/updatenow, [before you do this make sure you have all windows updates done] now open windows update and check....... If it does not work make sure your updates has this in there or it wont work period KB3035583,without it you cannot force the update and so far my win10 broke couldn't get tiles or some of taskbar to work in end had to restore it,to get them back

Here you go Ed few of my old trikes Xs1100 http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm180/kracken_nutz/Andystoywhathebuilt.jpg xs750 http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm180/kracken_nutz/Image00121.jpg xj900 http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm180/kracken_nutz/10559895_10207073616018128_5046444220004474487_n.jpg

well was married for 7 yrs been divorced for 28 yrs and were still together didnt like being married so divorced lol

Before Geeforce nags me to death!! name Andy married 3 kids 5 grand kids !!! and young 53 original Peter Pan me !!! been online gaming since DODs ,also played LFD2 ,BFBC2,MOHW,BF3,BF4 and dunno why Hardline lol Live in East sussex 1066 country