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Noears711XI

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  1. LMAO
  2. Dam they are on to us we need to try something different for total World Domination
  3. God Bless you man good one next time we have to Thaw you out sooner
  4. Done Mike I guess she takes after her Mother.
  5. Google the iw 5mp.exe has stopped also check if your sound and video drivers are up to date also try to play the game with out having Xfire or HLSW on
  6. Thank you this is funny
  7. Happy Birthday Johnny may you have many more in the years to come
  8. My Prayers are with you my brother I pray she gets better to laugh at your jokes for a long time.
  9. LOL good one
  10. Fuck I hate the kid making funny of people with NoEars LMAO
  11. I would not kill any of them you need Shane cause he's the a-Hole you are always wondering if he's going to fuck this guys wife again. Now we need Dale cause he's the only woods man in the group and he needs to pull the triger on his brother when he returns with his band of post apocoliptic survivers to kill them all for leaving him with one hand.
  12. Thank you that was funny. Jeff Dunham is a great Comedian.
  13. If you are 40, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways. yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents! Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe! There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car.. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig? We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it! There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOD !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are. And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister! We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?! There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-finks! And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that! And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores! And car seats - oh please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were luckily, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place! See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before! Regards, The Over 40 Crowd
  14. Widowmaker you are my hero that was funny LMAO
  15. Kilo Welcome now Silence I kill you
  16. Beers I am truly sorry to hear that you are a great guy my brother just remember never stop trying it's the little things that count a card for the holidays a telephone call every now and then remember one day they will be old enough to make there own decision. I wish you the best always.
  17. Dean I am truly Happy for you. I am glad you had such a wonderful day you deserve it. May you have many more in the years to come. I love my Grandchildren very much and I can not imagine not seeing them.
  18. Happy Thanksgiving to all my Idiot Family and a special thanks to you Rugger for all your hard work.
  19. Happy Birthday Logan may you enjoy many more in the years to come
  20. Happy Birthday my brother may you have many more in the years to come and watch your back.
  21. Thank you for the comments V.S. you are right our ACE MOD sever is one of the best COD4 severs out there. V.S. I thinks it's great when you get under Big Jerk AKA: Jerm skin and piss him off. V.S. you are a very good player you need to try the Freeze Tag severs.
  22. What sever and game you mean FTag or Ace MOD
  23. Hi Sun will we be able to MOD this game
  24. LMAO that was funny shit
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