RobMc

I thought you were into 'watersports' ?

I thought you were a good time girl

Sammy ???? wash your mouth out with soap , someone award him the potty mouth medal quick, my sensitive side is hurting (what a great idea)

Tried them, their vegetables are awful, wtf is Sammy on about ?

As you all know the Senior Admins are considering appointing me as a consultant in these difficult times of being stuck in the house together, so to help with the boredom I've come up with the following marital aids to spice up your days together :- 1/. Possibly the best blow job ever, and a cute tool https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/home-appliances/floorcare/vacuum-cleaners/numatic-henry-hvr160-cylinder-vacuum-cleaner-red-10175294-pdt.html?istCompanyId=bec25c7e-cbcd-460d-81d5-a25372d2e3d7&istFeedId=4d7eb93e-055f-499d-8ee5-1cdcc50d67d1&istItemId=wwwmripai&istBid=tztx&srcid=198&cmpid=ppc~gg~0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT~0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT+ad+group~Exact&mctag=gg_goog_7904&kwid=GOOGLE&device=c&ds_kids=92700052984681546&tgtid=0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT&=--present--&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI65mR17aG6QIVwrTtCh3t4wYMEAYYAiABEgLKOvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds 2/. Beware the vibrations may drive you to distraction, and boy is it HOT https://www.appliancesdirect.co.uk/p/idv75/indesit-idv75--tumble-dryer?refsource=apadwords&mkwid=s6BdAaH3w_dc&pcrid=293402743835&product=IDV75&pgrid=54347010370&ptaid=pla-298579341993&channel=search&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI-JXi_reG6QIVSYBQBh1zdwdBEAYYAiABEgIDdfD_BwE 3/. Finally, if you want to go down together try this :- https://www.seamagine.com/mini-submarine-2-person.html Back with more marital aids soon Rob

OMG conspiracy theories spread faster than a virus, they've reached Sweden

What do they call a sheep tied to a tree in Maryland ? A leisure centre

Wtf is a Plandemic ????

Hey, get to the back of the queue on that one ?

There is also no plural in a simple apostrophe

My wife says she can give you some socks from her old Barbie doll, should be a perfect fit ?

Wow

Nerd ?

Well done

I just ignored the comma - you know me ? ? lots more fun

Congrats Pengy lol! Hey guys GG is free

OK Blaze I see where you're coming from now this is Nasas official stance as I'm sure you know https://history.nasa.gov/alsj/a11/Apollo_11_TV_Tapes_Report.pdf And even I find it very suspicious that the data from one of mankinds most momentous events was supposedly chucked in a corner then destroyed, you and Hammer have a good point, no the wonder conspiracy theories abound. You have to seriously question why they say all the raw data has been destroyed or is missing haven't you? even I agree, why oh why would you not keep all records of an event such as this ? it beggars belief I assumed the tapes below were passed on from Australia, they were auctioned at Sothebys, that is where the original feed came from https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/15/arts/moon-landing-tapes-auction.html But the whole thing seems to be shrouded in mystery, cock ups and ineptitude, and I for one don't think NASA are totally efficient, but for an event like this which was the fulfillment of countless years and millions of dollars it is very very strange indeed, I may be joining you and Hammer in the closet. The post with the astronaut are you telling me that we don't have the technology 50 years after the first landing to do it again, don't think so mate.

Oh well that's not too bad if you're over 65

My butler agrees with you

Done some quick number crunching as best I can, and for the average type of wage it appears you pay twice as much for medical services in the USA than we do in the UK, so yes it is expensive. I presume that there will be monetary limits on treatments too, which will make it worse. Not hard to see why all our doctors head out there ? I didn't realise you had a system outside of insurance type cover, what does that cover, do they specify treatments?

So you love getting your ass whooped, especially by girlies like yesterday, hold on a minute ??????

Yea one of the side effects is 'loss of smell' ?

@TheHammer although our systems are fairly good we have some massive drawbacks to them, our welfare system actually encourages people not to work and in many cases you earn far more than people who go to work. This results in entire generations of families who have never, and will never work, and do you blame them when by working you get a lot less money and probably lose all your benefits, it also gives them time to earn even more by 'fiddle jobs'. You may find this incredible in these times of lockdown, but we are just about to fly in plane loads of Eastern Europeans to pick our crops, while our own people sit at home and watch tv on benefits. The thing I always find the most amazing is that these people complain the most about everything, you often hear them saying things like what are 'they' doing about it, they being the state who look after them from cradle to grave. It has gone far beyond being a fall back in times of trouble and become a way of life for many, I think last time I saw the figures we have two and a half million people who have never worked (although a lot will be genuine) and six and a half million immigrants working with an unemployment figure of yes you've guessed it two and a half million. You get the benefits as soon as you enter the country without a need to pay into the 'pot', which is crazy. The ones who seem to lose out the most are like in the film, they have worked most of their lives then fallen on hard times, they fall outside of a lot of benefits and are left in limbo. Yet despite this we have many homeless, many poor etc etc just like any other country, sad. So in UK you can be born, live and die and have to a degree no monetary, housing or medical worries your entire life, bet that sounds weird to those in the USA?

During lockdown I noticed my scouse neighbour climbing in and out of his kitchen window wtf you doing I asked Just keeping in practice he replied

We do pay for it of course as our taxes are very high, roughly you lose about 60% of your wages for the average earner, we pay a graduated income tax plus national insurance, then everything you buy is taxed after that. The NHS was formed to give basic healthcare to the population, however as science has progressed people now expect every treatment available to be free. So no government dares to interfere as it is political dynamite, consequently it is underfunded and has a hopeless management system. The managers, who are generally non medical, earn vast salaries compared to the medical staff. The medical staff leave to work abroad where they can earn much more and there is a constant struggle for staff, The system staggers along, but is not nearly as advanced and efficient as that in other modern countries. That said the British people are extremely fond of the NHS and it still serves the population well.