RobMc

No it's not true lol? I was teasing her when she got excited over baking Roxy my dear in the UK saying 'She's got a bun in the oven' means shes pregnant

Look out Roxy's got 'a bun in the oven' lol someone tell her what that means

You're lucky, our supermarkets are stripped bare of flour, even gluten free which I use

Keep your sense of humour Toes, you always had a great outlook

I already feel a little prick Baaaaaaa

You not like threesomes ?

What happened yesterday me and Shiny played alone, our scores were down

No chance of that dear lady

I have a large collection of XI knives fckrs

I'm spotting similarities here with Hammers, methinks that conspiracy theorists speak in their own code, i.e. ' they left but cheek' ? At first I thought the spelling and grammar were that of a five year old, after all he's from Darlo ? but perhaps theres a subliminal message here? So in English ' they left but cheek ' literally translated could be that only wit and mischief remained when they had gone? I mean I never understood that fckr Shakespeare either, but they rave about him. Perhaps these are the cleverest of all us idiots, it is us that do not follow their enlightened path? hail the new Gods Hammer and his disciple Fld Marshal.

Yep, ground the metal frame on your case to something like a radiator with a length of wire, leave it on and see what happens, sounds like static build up.

Or spell, or punctuate ? Ham dear boy, if they can't read how do they know what the video is about lol?

Alas yes, fond memories of poor old Dumbo, had him from a pup, I'd never seen a dog like him but the seller said that African Greys were good with children and he was right, none of the little fckrs could escape being trampled to death when their balls came in my garden, he loved chasing kids. House training was a bit of a problem at first, one dump filled the living room, but eventually the local gardeners came to appreciate his deposits, any complaints and he gored them to death, he was a gentle loving dog. He was a bit of a handful on the lead, and once took the mrs on a 200 mile walk but you only had to say 'Here Dumbo', and he fucked off at a rate of knots, a sheepdog he wasn't. How we miss him, no thats a lie you can't miss him, we buried him at the bottom of the garden and the council use him as a ski slope, never been able to find another dog like him.

Hello m8 Happy birthday

Hell don't hide girl, come out to play ps no curtains in our house all blinds, sure you've got the right one?

You have insider knowledge ?, something you want to tell us Spin ?

As far as I'm aware you've never seen me naked ???

Whoooomph there it is

OMG I didn't mean a thing I said mate, congrats fckr

Wrong forums

Yep, our very own prophet of doom

Thats my girl

What has your post got to do with anything ? life couldn't be better mate, I'm locked in the house worried sick about the stock market, gold prices and will pornhub collapse like Debenhams. My wife has shacked up in desperation with the local greengrocer, she's saying she's now getting her five a day, whatever that means? The dog has eaten my entire stock of food, but no worries, I'll eat the dog. My daughter rang and said after her Thai holiday she's got a virus, unfortunately not corona, and my son has come out of the closet. So, all good in Northumberland hinnie, just flamed your post on the fire.

It's his tutor

OMG are him and Moose bedmates ??? Listen mate I realise that we have to be gentle to people from Darlington and Closing Marks and Spencers and Binns was a shock, but the butchers is still selling nice takeaways in the market, get some protein inside you, take a walk and notice there is no longer any smog. ps Satan lives in Stockton Shiny time for your crack cocaine post