RobMc

You need a good telephoto lens to photograph mine lol

Yea we miss you, but are still here to talk to

Well done my dear, hard work does pay off

EC has said quite a few times he'd like to f..k me, so like any good boy scout I'm always prepared, up to now his attempts have been woeful. On a serious note, get out and about as much as you can, I walked miles (lucky where I live) when I owned dogs, 5-6 miles minimum every day (two walks) but up to 20 miles if I had a day off, loved it, especially the Reiver roads and Roman roads which are still there, although in wild places. What started it was a walk with the county archaeologist one day, he opened up to me a whole new world of things to discover on walks, burials, hill forts, Roman camps, abandoned villages etc etc I began to understand bumps in the ground, fortifications, old railway lines and mine workings, what always seemed strange to me were that in the wildest spots there were traces of man and you were not the only one to have walked there. Buy the biggest map you can, learn how to use a compass (for variation and deviation) and wear good boots, you need little else. We also have many marked routes in the forests which are great for novices, with different lengths and difficulty and sights along the way (such as a cave where a Reiver hid and was shot, you can still see the bloodstains), rock carvings from all ages, prehistoric, roman, viking and more recent, and burial mounds.

??? adding to it usually makes it heavier? I can think of some tips EC50 would give 1/. Always piss upwind in a gale, 2/. Always take a spare dress and knickers 3/. Never let your makeup run in the rain, wear a hat 4/. If confronted by a bear offer it some vaseline, hurts less

Marriage taught me that Sammy, I have desires, the wife has issues?

Yea decide if you are going to Aldi, Tescos or Asda this week, learn how to go through a Mcdonalds drive through safely, and make sure you know the opening times of the fish and chip shop, all essential life skills in the UK. Chris won't let me keep her there, I have her chained in the yard to deter burglars but her bark is worse than her bite as we all know

Training for what?? you learning to shoot straight fckr???

Always wondered how eskimos managed?? Is there a cure for your dick shrivelling up? Asking for a friend

Yep

ffs the rest of my life is in tatters?, I'll have some fun with you my boy, sleep well.

Shiny??? Queenie??

Do you think they respawn if they crash?

I was going to say exactly what WP just said, we already have this, we don't need another post??

You talking about me??

Went to buy some and it says I can't participate? although it's counting down? Now I can't do a lot of things, but I thought my participating was ok? off to see the doctor later to see if theres a cure, participating is very important to me.

OMG not yet another post on this??? , if Sammy made 100 versions there would still be moaning, you lot don't like change do you?

Goodyear use them for advertising.

Some great dogging spots there?

is it 120 psi rated??

Dot's mind is always on sex, yes always wear protection Shaun, otherwise the costs in later life mean you can't afford any bikes, good advice Dot xxx.

Laughing cos everyone wants something changing back to as it was/suits them, forgetting the whole point in that it was always to be different by being fairer. On that subject Sammy I'm still waiting for the ' blow Sharpe to smithereens when he spawns perk', taking a long time?

That is NOT what the women want lol?

Mine ain't big enough to flavour a stock cube, let alone a packet lol? Cock a noodle dooo!