RobMc

Same here ? Rosie do you sleep on the left, right or if Shaun makes it in the middle ??

That is one horrific looking creature, were you trying to fly away ?

Janey if you can take a photo of the connectors at the back of the hard drive we' ll know straight away which you need, you did check before you bought ?

This might sound funny Janey but if you have an old computer it needs to be compatible, @J3st3r will give you some tips I'm sure, I will too if you want, the connectors are the bits we need to know, in fact some will have old hard drives lying around for sure, wipe the porn and send to Janey boys.

Seeing what's happening across the pond with panic beef buying Rob thought he'd get ahead of the crowd. Went out on my scooter last night and rounded up my own stock in a local farmers field, 1 cow, 2 sheep, a horse and a poacher, couldn't wait and slaughtered the poacher this morning, any tips on recipes? My plan is to sell the horse to Frenchi, who ate the last one he owned, then with the francs buy some wine and cheese, for the end of lockdown party. Plonked the cow on the front lawn, should be plenty to keep it going, already neighbours seem anti smallholding and enterprise. The sheep have been a bit more troublesome, my collie keeps moving them to different houses in the street, the fckr wags his tail every time ? Solved this by disguising them as zebras with a bit of paint, collie lost interest but the local kids think I've opened a zoo. Solved this by telling their parents that I'm Jimmy Savilles brother. Now I just need a cabbage patch, wheres my old dollies ?????

Hello ?, recon ??? ???

I know this is not in French, but if I read this correctly we can share your wifes pussy ??? very kind of you, I'll brush my teeth, tell her no garlic.

Are covids furry or cold blooded ??

Ah ! now we know your in game tactics??

Don't worry we have someone who made his fortune out of your country first time round, when your house is burning give him a ring, he'll organise a concert to pay for your funerals, SIR Bob Geldof lovely bloke, very intelligent, and eloquent.

Sorry there is no hope, it is going the way of every other African nation, get out now my friend however difficult it is, you are young enough, another Zimbabwe waiting to happen, once the breadbasket of Africa now destitute, all because of greed corruption and no respect for their own citizens, very sad.

With you buddy, thanks for the heads up, I have now secured a drinking water source by topping up the bird bath. In food terms I pre shaved the dog ready for bbq and have set traps ready for local cats, I should dine well. The mrs looked panic stricken when I told her I was going to eat the neighbours pussy, wtf is wrong with her ? Considering trapping the bats in the garden but the little fckrs are too quick for my air rifle, heard bats make good eating on the news. Don't worry about me I'll be fine, keep your strength up for the mauling you'll get from me later. Rob ps be careful not to spread panic

It's warming up and I've been watching my 19 year old, fit, neighbours daughter sunbathing topless in the back garden, however in true community spirit I've limited my ogling to 6 hours a day.

Hello deadly lady, sharpen your knife for tonight, and everyone shoots Shaun, welcome.

It's a deal big boy, can be there as soon as flights resume x What shall we play ?

Kind of sad when these perverts get their rocks off on innocent children in my opinion, kids can't understand the meanings, just the paedo reading it, not my idea of funny, but hey ho theres worse.

What do you mean 'if' ? lots of us are Cossacks, chess and strip poker for mrs. ps you serving time by any chance ??

Sounds a bit like you've read them Sammy ?

Another Captain Pugwash ?? Roger the cabin boy etc.

Is your computer old??, if not wanna try and fix it ? When your computer is turned on does it make any noises before shutting down ? it can be many things but rule out the easy ones first. It does a check called a post, if it detects something wrong it shuts down, we have many members who do this for a living with far more experience than me, let them try and help you and keep your money. If you want a new one you'll need to tell them how much to work with. Until they chip in need some more info on what it does and if anything on screen before shutting down ?

Is it lonely ??????

Just Hudson ???????????????

Occasionally typing 'groovy' in game does not in my opinion count as communication with your fellow earthlings ?

It's lovely but wtf do you use it for in an apartment ? must be one rough delivery round you're on, love Hickocks videos especially the older guns.