RobMc

Yea but I have them puzzled, I am so slow that they think there is a fault in the recording ?

Wow read these, so the wild west is back ? this is not a good sign for the future is it ?

I kicked your arse tonight in one game but ffs it's a losing battle, I notice I'm deteriorating at a rapid rate, it would be a kindness to ban me, bit like putting an old dog down ?

Yes

Without wanting to get political what is wrong ?, I'm interested as this was the very first place I visited in the USA in 1971 and I found it rough but never felt threatened at all. Why has it gone downhill ( if you can answer ), drugs, lack of work, or what ? to hear someone won't visit it or leave their house is not a great thing to hear from any country in the western world. If you don't mind me saying so I've always found your worship of criminals, bonnie and clyde etc. and violent films strange for an educated country?

Your doctor pimps you out ??

Me too, I remember getting examined in Thailand, the pretty lady doctor looked me in the eyes and said 'it's perfectly normal to get an erection when you're being examined. Puzzled I replied ' but I haven't got one ?', ' no, but I have 'she answered.

Shit, I bought you a dictionary for Christmas

Certainly, I don't need it do I ? ?

I see you've got the bunny badge ???

Not as long as we have google ?

You hibernate ??

Aaaaw, I'm coming over all Christmassy, goodwill to all men and all that shit, if Stang gives things like this away I might believe in fairies ? I was in game when they had the conversation and it took a whole box of tissues before my eyes cleared and I could hit them again. Now don't forget who defrosted you yesterday stang when you asked ? my bowl of gruel is going down and the chill of winter is upon us. An ac cobra would help me forget the hardships of life on these bleak moors, hint hint, well done mate it was a great thing to do. Keeping it going does anyone want a 3dfx voodoo card ??

It's true, however things weren't very harmonious with the yanks in aussieland, watched a documentary on it once. The relatively rich horny young men did what young men do best, much to the anger of the aussie men, and the war between the groups was very nasty at times. It was so bad that they had to prevent the 'allies' meeting each other, in case half the troops died before killing any japs. Q.....e your mum wasn't Australian by any chance ???

Buddy your maths, note not math, is great, could you please deposit a few thousand into my account ? Australian officials have pledged to buy 12 attack submarines from France's Naval Group in Canberra's biggest ever defense procurement project. ... In the document, Australia commits to paying 50 billion Australian dollars ($35.5 billion/€31.4 billion) to France's state-backed Naval Group for 12 new military submarines.11 Feb 2019 Now let me see, 35.5 divide by 12 is according to you 6.6, please make it 100,000 dollars, love Rob You sure you're not lovestruck ??? On a serious note an island with no oil commits it's future defence to oil powered subs costing the same as a nuclear equivalent? Hmmm you Aussies want to buy any cheap uk gliders for your air force ?? or politically correct blank firing guns ???

I think the combination of Indian and Australian might be too difficult but try, your English is fairly good

I would like to thank all members and non members for their contributions to this and previous selections of some great and new maps. There hasn't been one map in recent weeks where they haven't moaned, bitched, threatened to leave or said it was crap because they didn't 'know' the map? The constant moaning adds greatly to the gaming experience, it was so bad on one map I turned the sound down. May I suggest that the efforts of XI to bring you a variation of maps are perhaps not for you?, please return to the stock maps where you feel safe and comfortable. It might be too big, too small, too difficult, too easy but either play or leave, I am very thankful that the admins put some effort into trying something different, and the like/dislike are a good idea provided we don't end up with only ten. So thank you from me for a couple of maps I'd never played, keep up the great work Admins

There are eight episodes on youtube and the parrot is great, some real good humour here, recommended

Aussigirl, Mistyshell and Bosun, I've enrolled on this fantastic course to understand you

Oh boy am I tempted ????? ?

Hmmm interesting you found that too ? it had never hit me living as close to Scotland as I do, but I worked on the west coast for two years around the time of the independence vote and it got really nasty at times at work. They had stickers on their cars proclaiming their hatred of the English, it was a shock to them all when the vote went the other way, but as usual it was a minority of people, most were great and are still my friends to this day. On the other foot I worked on the South Coast and the Southerners really hated the Scots, I can never understand what makes people like this ? it will never change. We go from hating neighbours, to hating the next village, to hating other counties, to hating other countries and for what? us humans will wipe each other out, ok back to killing on the servers lol.

We should have a competition, the worst five places in the UK my five are, in descending order :- Birkenhead North, Middlesborough, Southwark (London), Cheetham hill (Manchester) and Govanhill (Glasgow) been to most places in uk and these stood out for me Birkenhead north when I was there had armoured shops ( note armoured, I don't mean shutters), gangs running round streets and they had even stripped the tiles off their own houses and sold them Middlesborough, especially areas like Grangetown are truly shocking, mad max does not come near Southwark, had to think long and hard as there are many bad London areas but you do not feel safe there even during the day Cheetham Hill, I was going to say Moss side the first place in uk to have permanently armed police, but Cheetham is the only place I have been, other than Baltimore, where a gun was fired in daylight on a street. Govanhill, it's like a zombie server for real note nowhere in Wales or Northern Ireland currently quite as bad, but only since the troubles died down

I have a confession, I hate turkey tastes of nothing to me, I think you imposed them on us to teach us a lesson for taxing your tea ? I realise they are very intelligent birds ( compared to the locals say ) but they are not very juicy, I prefer the pheasant from my estate ( back garden) when they are foolish enough to wander in. The local farmer told us to hang them, but I think that's cruel, I shoot them with my favourite old 'gat', featured in a story with another idiot, I'm all heart.

Wow you into 'cross dressing too ?' Monkie can swap frocks with you, believe he's size 16, you'll fit right in with our NW lot, Ricko has some fabulous evening dresses I believe, red to match his eyes.

Well start filling the fckrs in instead of killing me, or do you live in them ? kind of the Cheshire version of the Wombles ? That sounds cool. Do you wear funny clothes and recycle trains ? Monkie can give you free electricity by tapping into the local lamp post, everyone in my town uses that method for growing their 'vegetables' in the loft. We've all been to Crewe but luckily only stopped long enough to board passengers. You think Crewe is bad ?, try Salford. bet it's not that bad.