RobMc

You not interested in Queenies plumbing ????

Out of tp but I've been using the wifes socks, interested ??? ps she is beginning to suspect, act soon

How much is it ? may be able help here ?

Sir? I have for a long time been an enthusiastic amateur gynaecologist !

He's lovely, far better looking than P1nh3ad, but probably house trained already, thought you were quiet lol.

Yes, but you quite naturally believe this, having started this conversation you are right in some aspects, but oh so wrong in others. I have just done the maths and for the total confirmed cases versus deaths I got 3.89 %, 97% of those deaths were people over 70 who were ill anyway. Having sown the seeds of panic, for what is the loss of a small percentage of humans the economies of the world have probably been set back for at least five years. The panic is widespread many industries will close and a world recession will surely follow. This will result in much hardship, possibly conflict and probably starvation, instead of keeping quiet and dealing with the people who may actually die. The 'experts' can hold their heads up as they of course were correct, but the consequences (we are yet to see) are far in excess of pride. There is a thing called commonsense, and that sadly has deserted humans this century. The medical profession may not accept people dying, but if their dying is the price to pay for normality then we should pay it. Mark my words the end results of this will be wars, the classic way of taking attention away from problems. I respect you but I do not follow your ethos, we all have differing views.

Former Chinese property executive who criticized Xi over virus handling is missing, friends say 1 day ago Rugger has begun the cull

Wow, this is really turning into a panic, not a pandemic, thank you scientists, doctors and politicians for completely fucking up everyones lives. Reality check, we have so far had 35 deaths in UK, our food shops are stripped bare with queues waiting for them to open. You cannot buy medicines, freezers, fridges, bread makers etc all gone in a frenzy of panic. The irony is that those most affected, the frail and elderly are the ones unable to get the things they need. Mankind is showing his true colours. It is going to get worse but the death toll so far is nothing to write home about, there is no hope at all for humanity, we are still basic animals. A great demonstration of just how powerful the media is.

Congrats Sally and the rest

Stock up on toilet paper now ????

Said this before, Steam now have an iron grip on the gaming world, you now don't own anything physical, it's the same reason why lp's are making a comeback, they control your gaming world, let the peasants revolt.

OK Snowflakes the following are facts, ask your parents or Grandparents :- Long long ago, in a time where commonsense reigned and the only communication was newspapers, if a child in your street got measles or chickenpox etc etc your Mummy (who would now be prosecuted for neglect) took you along with the neighbours kids to play with them. Lo and behold you hopefully caught it, had a short bad time but your immune system built up the antibodies so that for the rest of your life you were immune, mumps were of special importance to boys. In fact sometimes suckling mothers swapped kids for some feeds so that their antibodies were passed to other children, we learned about this long ago. This is a fact, anything nasty will kill you if your body can't resist it, so in fact giving it to younger people should be encouraged and a natural immunity will follow, however this will not stop any virus from mutating and becoming a killer again. A commonsense approach would be to isolate all weak and susceptible people and let the others go about their business, this gives them time to become immune and an antidote discovered. I personally cannot understand, especially in the modern world trying to isolate all populations, it is obvious to a blind man that this is not and never will work, let nature get on with it, we'll survive.

Wow, you let the kids watch porn? what an understanding parent? ?

They go through that every day and have done so for a long time it's called triage mate, practiced in every hospital and every war, nothing new there.

Cos they told you to wash your hands while singing Rule Britannia silly, don't you listen to advice? now bleach your genitals and get the wax out of your ears like a good citizen.

Bless you Rosie as usual you are on the ball (painful), I believe this post started seriously and in usual idiot fashion wandered off track, now is the time to get it back. We have discovered that the virus is passed on by saliva or mucus and has a two week incubation period. Eureka, it came to me blowing my nose, in mw2 you can choose armour piercing or poison bullets, how about getting Sammy to add virus bullets ? Bear with me, in game today you shoot some fckr who kills you all the time (for me thats everyone), nothing happens, but in two weeks time when playing with them you don't fire a shot and the fckr 'croaks'. Brilliant eh? Spray and pray

You are either brave or foolish ? my further advice is to remove all knives from the kitchen and buy some armour, when your pussy wakes and reads this make sure you're at work mate.

Sammy might be onto something, after all it's still cold, perhaps you need to make a pussy cover until the weather turns. To calm it down try putting alcohol in it's milk or tea, I once saw a t shirt saying 'Heaven is a tight pussy', this also applies periodically when pussies become aggressive and tearful. Don't worry it may be whinging now, but come the summer when it goes to the beach it will thank you. Whilst other idiots may be computer experts, car experts or gun experts you can always rely on Rob for advice on how to deal with pussies.

One solution is to shave your pussy, this was discovered by a Brazilian explorer in 1962, it does not get rid of the smell, but it gives you a clearer view of the problem. The best way is to stop your pussy going out at night and playing with the local tomcats, I know this is difficult but if you block the catflap, using say a pedal bin, it should work fine.

Of course not, I said that after reading the news, but much cheered at your previous good fortune in the second part of your sentence, presume you invested in a rising market and didn't blow it all on stocks ?

Now listen c..t, me and Funky are devoted to customer service, he may be a bit 'rusty' at being nice but I'm not, and we take your complaints seriously. Your complaint has been forwarded to the omnibusman, who will look at it for you. Meanwhile my offer is to examine the pussy closely, to check it is edible and not going 'off', I have experienced this before, and by now have the problem licked.

Congrats my dear, glad to see you legal, you'll be a great idiot.

Now listen fckrs, me and Funky are struggling to get delivery persons at the moment, once the prime minister promised sick pay from day one every driver self isolated. Some on the Costa del sol, some in Bermuda, but most returned home to Italy and China, they should be back soon. The beef dumplings are ready but due to shortages we substituted rabbit, this seems to do no harm to those f...g bunny hoppers in our servers who regularly eat it. With the stock market crash @FUNky is now destitute, and living in a commune, however the good news is I should have one of out Trebants up and running soon. In the meantime you and Shiny tighten your belts, times are hard ( or so Shiny told me) no the wonder you are losing weight, if you get desperate eat her pussy, tastes like chicken.

On it, I'm investing in oil

Perhaps she needs 'servicing' ?