RobMc

Wow you into 'cross dressing too ?' Monkie can swap frocks with you, believe he's size 16, you'll fit right in with our NW lot, Ricko has some fabulous evening dresses I believe, red to match his eyes.

Well start filling the fckrs in instead of killing me, or do you live in them ? kind of the Cheshire version of the Wombles ? That sounds cool. Do you wear funny clothes and recycle trains ? Monkie can give you free electricity by tapping into the local lamp post, everyone in my town uses that method for growing their 'vegetables' in the loft. We've all been to Crewe but luckily only stopped long enough to board passengers. You think Crewe is bad ?, try Salford. bet it's not that bad.

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What a terrible name lol ? signed Bob

Dear boy, it surprises me that the finer points of the English language are sometimes lost on you ?, must be the Alaskan variances ? Normally you are so grammatically perfect, well at least Yoda is. ( ho ho ho ) It is an old idiom meaning that the person referred to is exceptional from the norm, thinking about it, it could be applied to you, but in a different context, if the other idiots ' get my drift ' - to coin a more modern phrase. It is myself who wears the eye patch, along with a cutlass, useful for carving the sunday joint, I suppose the sunday joint means something different where you live ?? Talking about that are you settling down in your new abode? hows the hunting ?

Babyback can read ????, I'm shocked

She is darling, but not a patch on you ?

Oh oh, a threat to my buddy ?? I feel that second verse bubbling away

I would say that basic intelligence has increased overall, what has taken a nosedive is commonsense, we seem to be like lemmings thinking that the cliff is just a fantasy. Darwins theories of the strongest prevailing are correct, just make sure that you are, the next major war is just around the corner (relatively), a fact that history dictates, sadly.

Bob, after Snitz make this fckr your no. 1 target please, I'll let you knife me ( Every other c..t does )

I said in game today you were probably 15 when you were destroying us, looks like I was nearly right, welcome fckr, Snitz has competition he's getting old at 25, Rugger can we have an over 60's server ???

OMG Queenie, this passed over most of their heads lol, you are some lady.

'Alaskan courting ritual ' ?

Careful you don't strain anything buddy

Yea the enemies are now our friends, and former allies are now our enemies, the moral of the story ? don't fight and die for politicians.

I'm bored so I'll do another :- I only discovered your servers this week and love playing there there are some great guys and gals but for some reason I have been banned. It may be because my score was ten times more than the next player, but there is a reasonable explanation. I was on something called the dark web last week, buying my usual drugs and marital aids when I spotted this advert for 'enhanced gaming skills'. I never thought I needed them until playing Robmc , but he is so fast and skilful I was tempted to whop his ass. This kind Russian gentleman, for a very reasonable two bitcoins, sold me a gaming aid and boy did it change my style. I was really enjoying hearing Rob cry, until I was kicked, I would like to return and play until the c..t is sobbing for mercy? I could see through grass, eavesdrop, fly, go outside the map etc etc and the wallhack was to die for. I do not understand why any player objected to my score, or to my humiliation of Robmc. I think my new aid is why I was banned It was Robs fault for being a crap player

I suffer from uveitis for the last ten years, and I wear specially coated glasses when playing, a thing all you that use a screen a lot should look at. You'll regularly see me leaving after about 1-2 hours max, as I suffer if I don't, but it really pisses me off.

I know but my eyes hurt after a while nowadays, I might miss you ?

Now be careful, or it's a second verse

As usual too late for me, but I've had a go on the server and it's great.

The teacher with fear in her heart asks little Johnny the question 'What would you like to do when you leave school' ? true to form he replies ' I'd like to be a billionaire drug lord, I'd get me a bitch put her in big apartments in St Tropez and New York, smother her in gold and buy her a Rolls Royce, then I'd shag her five times a day minimum ' The teacher stunned doesn't quite know how to reply, she quickly turns to the next kid ' What would you like to be Susie ? ' she asks ' Johnny's bitch miss ' she replied

Gonna get lunch now but I'll watch this afternoon

Want any more @AyaqGuyaq ?

There has been a terrible misunderstanding, I think I was wrongly banned yesterday for a personal attack, I love your servers and hope one day to become an idiot. It was on one of your ftag servers Three months ago I bought a female rescue dog who I have since discovered appears to be permanently on heat, I called her Queenie, after our beloved monarch. Yesterday while in game I caught her and the dog next door engaged in what they love most. I reacted hastily, and unfortunately my mic was on, my scream of 'Queenie you bitch stop f.....g with that c..t' may have been misconstrued by some members. It was not meant as a personal attack and I apologise if I accidentally offended any member. I think that is why I was banned It was the dogs fault

I think the trouble began when I swapped my throat mic for a new 'thought mic' I spotted on Amazon, this translates what you are thinking into words, perfect for idle bastards like me. All was going well at first as I adjusted to the new toy, unfortunately quite a few of our lady members joined the game at the same time. I apologise profusely for what you heard, I am not, and have never been a pervert, ask my lawyer. I don't know what came over the mic, those references to parts of your body, baby oils and whips must have come from thought transference from another player. I think that is why I was banned It was the mics fault