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RobMc

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  1. Bitch ?
  2. Typical Frenchi tactics, spawning outside the map, should disguise him as a pigeon, the true givers of merde
  3. Thanks Timmah, woke up early, began watching these, then managed another three hours.
  4. We were close once (in a fight)
  5. After many requests, especially from lady XI members, wondering how Budman got his name well it's named after part of his anatomy that's never come into 'full flower' if you get my drift, lots of promise but nothing 'concrete' (or even bendy lol).
  6. I was honoured to be selected to write the biography of one of our most esteemed members, known to all as fu Budman (of course you remember him?), a man who is truly a legend in his own lunchtime, he ranks high in the XI hall of fame, mainly for the laughter he delivers in game as he misses you both with bullet and knife, the old boy tries hard though, so here we go :- Once Upon a Time, long long ago, before Rugger was a gleam in his parents eyes, Budmans parents gazed dubiously at the bundle of joy delivered by the midwife, the old joke wasn't wrong as she slapped his father quite a few times before the baby let out a howl we all know well, however this time it wasn't the knife, already he wanted the map changed. But his parents spitefully refused to go to spec and he had to face the fact that he had to play this one, and play it with basic weapons too, how we all laughed. So began an epic rise through a difficult chidhood, his parents gave him toy cars (starting his lifelong passion for them) but he always used to pull off one of the wheels and eat it, this odd behaviour (I wonder how many get this?) continues to this day, we all witness his strange antics in game. However a forced diet of raw snake and skunk tails let him grow into a strong youth, worthy of any Beverly Hillbilly social event at which he excelled. although they too found him a bit 'strange'. With his parents support he managed to get to 5th grade, although it was a struggle at times, but 'Bud', as we affectionately know him, was not easily diverted from his road to stardom, he stuck at it, despite rejection from his fellow pupils who found worm sandwiches too much for their delicate palates. More worryingly he was already, even at this stage muttering about 'headshots' and 'knives', little wonder he had few friends and no girlfriends, except for a girl called Queenie who liked men who were different, and he fit the part perfectly. However it was not to be as in their teens she left him for a bloke from South America, who treated her badly, but that is another story. Finally he grew into the fine figure we know and respect today, a man feared for his fu's but less so for other skills, the Eureka moment came when electricity came to his neighbourhood opening up a whole new universe. Once the shine of shocking cats had worn off he was introduced to 'computers', now you have to remember at this time they put people on the moon (so they say) with computers the power of an Atari, he went big, upgrading to 1mb immediately. Discovering the seedy world of gaming it was only time before the slippery slope led him to XI, a world of dubious characters and dirty tricks, he fit in like a glove. Rising quickly through the ranks he won the 'kissing Ruggers arse' competition in 2005, as we all know he has never looked back (which probably explains his death rate) and is rated highly in the XI world, I am proud to have killed him many times and look forward to our future.
  7. Dream on mon petit ami, the Normans were vikings by descent, and they displaced the Saxons (German) who had laughingly just defeated the resident vikings a week previously. True Brits were Celts, displaced by the Romans to Scotland, Ireland, Wales and Cornwall, my dna is exclusively Irish/ Scottish so no trace of Frenchi in me, thats why I last more than 5 seconds without being shot. Merde
  8. Revenge will surely come @BUDMAN , it will come lol
  9. I see you've found a substitute for blubber ? lol
  10. Yea this is one of ours, we pre baste them before feeding them to tourists as 'chicken', the sticky bbq ones are delicious but can't fly far.
  11. Could someone translate this into English for me please? don't understand at all, navigation systems, an airport, dogs and porches - the link? Hold on, think I've got it, he's taking the piss, ffs Bro don't write a book
  12. Yea you're right, do we really want to be known for this?, it was Canada, Canada invented baseball, losers lol.
  13. Queenie as you love Celts remember Celts were pushed back to Cornwall, Scotland, Wales and Ireland, personally I would say the most Celtic of all remaining is the West coast of Ireland, make sure you vist
  14. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-48902381 Signed Babe Tooth
  15. You sure you lived outdoors at times??
  16. Yea thats right Queenie, the best way to get in is to A/. Claim Asylum (Tell them about Chile mistreating you) or fight abroad for ISIS and we'll pay for legal help to get you into the country, once you are here you can join a thing called the 'Gravy Train', I've heard it's great. Unfortunately having worked my entire life I'm excluded, which is fantastic, don't work as half your pay goes in taxes we have this great thing called 'social security', they get the other half. They've just taken the free tv licences off 75 year olds (blind people get half price???), whilst paying millions to actors and executives, and our MP's have free meals, huge pensions and wait for it - vote for their own pay rises, it's the land of milk and honey, hurry before it ends.
  17. ??? anything wrong with that? or do you let everyone in ho ho ho
  18. Look out, you'll have a certain Texan interested if you know what I mean ? he's a baaaaahd boy when it comes to sheep
  19. You were watching huh?
  20. One more thing Queenie for the types of jobs you're likely to get you need things called dbs checks, a basic check you have no criminal record and do not pose a danger to people you work with. Unfortunately this can only be done for nationals, non nationals will need to prove to the uk government their past with their own governments. There is information and forms on uk gov website how to do this, reason I mention it is the time it takes, it all needs to be in place before arrival.
  21. Did anyone sue for damages ???
  22. Your best bet is to stay in your profession as you'll be classed as an immigrant and it is easier to get in if you have a job to go to or profession, unless you're a refugee. There is a body, forget their name, who deals with different educational award equivalents, that should be your first step, google it. Like the rest of the UK Scotland has many unemployed, do not think you'll get another job easily, you'll need at least £25,000 to last a year if you don't get a job. Good luck Queenie if you follow your dreams but better to visit on holiday first and look around. Sharpe is right about the rain, and the snow, and the gales, and the midges - heaven. www.naric.org.uk
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