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RobMc

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  1. They forgot to put a link in this time? or Princess is desperate to post, wish I had a mobile phone, I'd play fluffy bunnies prancing through the park to the sound of birds in chorus, with peals of laughter from children playing and a stream trickling in the background. Or, Her Ghost in the Fog - Cradle of Filth, one of my favourite romantic melodies
  2. Two beers a day ‘may lower risk of dementia’ | The Independent
  3. Careful dear, that's one step towards the harem
  4. I'm getting bored with all these boring names for storms, you think they'd spice it up a bit :- Certain Death Bollock blowoff None left standing Moustache stripper etc etc keep it interesting, I'm naming this one Budmans Batterer
  5. There's still toilet paper left ??? minor panic by the morons, when it goes we're in the shit.
  6. Your new girlfriend ? Rose from Tokyo ?
  7. It's great to see 'proper' beers making a comeback but any beer above about 3.5% begins to lose the taste of malt and hops and tastes 'tinny'. Try it, get 3 different beers below 4% and try them, you can distinguish the individual properties of the brew easily. Above 6% they begin to taste the same, plus the bonus of weaker beers is you have to drink more and they don't give you a hangover as easily. ps when I saw the title I expected it was an offer by a hooker ?
  8. Sorry, I blame it on rum
  9. OMG Rose, how could I forget you (and Lovyan) but I did try, perhaps it's because you are special (did I miss any more xxx)
  10. I don't need practice, first time I tried it I got it in a flash
  11. Friendly advice, start that first, and soon
  12. Bet he felt a cunt ?
  13. Mess with the new neighbours minds - paint it Pink !
  14. You look like a coconut
  15. I don't blame you, I tasted it once and it was awful.
  16. Now come on ?, which of us would turn down an offer of handcuffs ?
  17. I only have eyes for you darling (and Pia, Dot, Pink, Maz, Athena, GG, Pengy, Mhs Daughter, Blackwidow, Ausigirl, Stephanie, Cheyenne, Crazy Girl, Giggles, IceQueen, Janey, LadyIngVild, Lil acorn, Lil Mord, Roxy, Sally, SandraDee2 , Shadow Lady, and EastCoast50) You are No 1 in my list believe Rob
  18. Perfect buddy FU
  19. I'm Rob and I'm quite shy, I get nervous typing, I'm not gay and love fluffy rabbits,people abuse me in these forums, it's lovely. I hope we get to play together sometimes, I'm a pushover, every fckr beats me. Thank you for reading this and stay clear of that Jointz, I'm sure he's just pretending to be a carpenter, got to go Mummy's calling, do you want a poem?
  20. OMG she had twins ?? thank God I left
  21. That is scary, and yet another thing politicians ignore worldwide, in the UK we are deep in debt but have just borrowed more, the very same thing those people tell us not to do.
  22. Son, where have you been?
  23. Silly boy, she's the delivery driver
  24. Ah? stoned again and bored, is that a beard I spot?
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