RobMc

Good idea

The graffiti on those cliffs is terrible , I'd love to go to Sturgis

When I'm dead that poem will be famous, taught and analysed by professors, you'll all be able to say I was there when Rob composed it.

I would recommend reading 'Animal farm' by George Orwell if you haven't already Sammy, it portrays that no matter which regime you live under there are always an elite, divorced from reality ( e.g. Let them eat cake, Maria Antoinette ). The one fact in the land of freedom I find strange is that it does not seem possible to be President unless you are a millionaire/billionaire, we haven't reached that yet because we limit spending on campaigns (supposedly). To me the USA always reminds me of the old 70's poster Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you gotta eat Appears that way

I reach out to the toilet roll, my mission is complete A voice it speaks, ‘you finished yet’ ? I jump up off the seat I’d sat at peace here in the dark, without an ounce of strain But WTF? I get a shock, and s..t myself again

At last some good news, well done Athena

You seem awfully obsessed with the robbers Totty? Family worth many billions, biggest public spongers and they avoid tax (i.e. inheritance tax) which even the poorest pay. They have you fooled mate, they live a life of luxury off your back, as I said sympathy I give, but no remorse, I for one know I'm being robbed, and there's no Robin Hood. Watch this, some of this is a bit misleading but most of it is fact, they stand covered in medals, unearned, the only one not bedecked was the shamed paedophile (who got off with it) crazily he really fought in the Falklands, they are at the best misleading and shameless..

Say 'That Thai chick looks hot !' , in a bar welcoming both sexes called 'Ladyboy'

Snitz my boy, how are you?

You do of course have an axe to grind Yacc ?

Doh, my background is white, that's why I couldn't see the white letters

OMG Basils joined pornhub ?????????????? The world is falling apart

Must be my settings everyone else sees it?, either that or too much rum last night I have security set high in case porn sites spam me Yea

??? is it supposed to be blank Bosun? I can't see anything

Don't trust men in green dresses Essssieeee, trust Rob, you know it's right

When I returned the first thing I noticed was the absence of Krunch and Icequeen, I commented then, sincerely hope these two great characters are ok, but that was a long time ago now.

More Muppet Key

You might wish to rephrase that Bio ??? (perhaps cable ???)

Hey now boys, there's nothing gay about Rob other than his outlook on life

Will we fight a duel over @Essssieeee?? her father was in my old clan, you think I should ask for her hand?? (or any other part?)

I didn't block you buddy honest, perhaps it's the Russians, I'm sure they suspect there is something between me and Essssieeee but I know in my heart of hearts she only has bullets for Bio. Unfortunately nowadays the hard part is remembering what I typed last sentence, but poetry has always attracted me, imagine lying around drinking and getting paid for it? I loved the great poets, never understood a f....g word of it but wow their hedonistic lifestyles were an inspiration, imagine drunken orgies, loose women and opiates aplenty, and type 6 lines and you're a hero???? I've typed hundreds of lines in these forums and how have the Senior Admins admired my efforts?? Not even a risque photo of GG, or a motherboard from Ray, as for those ducks not even an egg. 'We made love till dawn' worked fine buddy, but hey ramp it up a bit in future, this is Rob remember? ps If you keep pestering me I'll unblock more than your private messages, love you buddy, in a manly sort of way

You'll piss Rugger right off Harry, now apologise and get back in line

I've played many VR games with our ladies Luckily they don't realise it

For those of you over the pond and in Aussie/NZ the impression is given by the press that the UK revere the Royal Family, not so. They do have their supporters, but the majority are indifferent, as Painkiller says they are portrayed and act as celebrities but have a really dark side. The Queen and Prince Philip were 'old school' monarchs, taking great care of their public image, and genuinely liking the population, and overseas territories, where they devoted a lot of effort. Unfortunately their siblings and followers constantly abuse their positions, remember the public purse pays a large part of their salaries, i.e. the taxpayer. Only last weekend a Royal flew by private jet to a polo match, and sent his equipment and clothes separately by chauffeur in a car' They use the RAF as taxis, all paid for by poor pensioners unable to heat their flat let alone 6 palaces (and that's just the Queen). Just take our new King, the original Greta, a tree hugger of the first order, telling us all to revert to cavemen to conserve the world, while having what must be the biggest carbon footprint on the planet. He advises on everything to everyone, this a man who despite having the best tutors money could buy is below par on achievement. In fact he got into university without the grades needed by Joe average, many better turned away, they live a life of privilege. Their indiscretions, excesses and even car crashes are hushed up, by an organisation the Mafia would envy. I think I've told this one already:- Prince Charles is visiting a factory in the North, as he tours round everyone is pointing and whispering, finally one of the managers plucks up the courage to ask him a question. 'That is really unusual headwear your majesty ?' 'Yes' replies Charles, 'It was papas suggestion', we were having breakfast and he asked where I was going today' 'I'm visiting a factory in Middlesbrough, Middlesbrough ? said papa, wear the fox hat ?'