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RobMc

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  1. Apparently naked running is highly fashionable It apparently means running without GPS, music or any electronic gadgets Wish I'd known that before going to the park
  2. Basil IS NOT the name of my dick you fool
  3. The best bit is I genuinely didn't know who Chuck Norris was, had to google him, but anything that gets Basil aroused can't be bad. (Hold on, what did I just say?)
  4. First she agrees with me Then the finger I hear Wedding Bells ???? Sorry Basil, Dot, Pia and now Essssieeee before u, please queue quietly
  5. CHUCK FOR VICE PRESIDENT !
  6. That's normal play for him in game
  7. Will it grow back after your visits to the clinic??
  8. So lets picture this a moment Two men, one in a green frock, holding each others hand in the STD clinic That deserves a clap, or penicillin,
  9. It was him who told me he saw you there?
  10. Fine thanks Rosie
  11. Wow, that's cool, so she wasn't mad about your appointment at the STD clinic last week ??
  12. Hey EC can I have your autograph ?? Please forward on a blank cheque
  13. You going for the part of leading lady EC? keep that casting couch warm
  14. You never got over 10 kills in an entire game
  15. Yep she's in them constantly (along with the other ladies) 'mate', I realise you're hurt, I'll provide counselling for a modest fee - just ask buddy.
  16. He's lonely now he's lost Essssieeee
  17. I find the ladies in the forums, with some exceptions of course, have a greater sense of humour and fun than the men. I am careful because I don't wish to annoy them too much or seem weird, so tread carefully until I know them better. I miss Queenie as I knew I could be quite risque without offence, she even had me blushing at times, the ladies you will notice rarely get angry. So yes I do love the girls, but not in the way most think, they know I'm joking, never had a problem off one of them yet. Unlike some of the other humourless sad fckrs.
  18. Surely even Basil will give the finger to this one ???
  19. You'd think the judges would be looking out for red Herrings, and sense something fishy was up?? I'll get my coat
  20. This even made the UK news Wayne, silly fckrs, I stuff mine with molluscs and small fish - 'That's what they must be feeding on mate, how can I help catching only the greedy bastards'?, see them argue that? (This is a joke read it again)
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