RobMc

There is something wrong with your eyesight Baron, fu, get spectacles

That's better

He's not stupid he's drunk, I listened to this and I hit all the targets, do I get a medal ?

FFS Beer, bulldogs are prettier than me, she's very attractive, wonder what her favourite weapon is ?

Hey now stop this rush of popularity all of you, I find it disturbing after all the hate campaigns, you don't want Rob going all slushy and loving puppies and kittens do you? Hell no, let's get back on track here

Nice to see you retain your modesty, perhaps you should start your own server and play on there? with your 'skills' thousands will flock there. FFS where do they spring from? Hope the good old XI players hammer this one in game ps @Timmah! 2 secs to spot the oxymoron buddy

I hope you surpass your father buddy and see your cute grandkids children hugging you.

This boy has taste

OK buddy, but I meant that the admins of the other servers are going to be overjoyed at you pushing banned XI players their way, not exactly the way to be friendly is it? They won't last long, but are annoying when they first come, I must admit I struggle with the no swearing but the bunny hopping ban is bliss.

What a truly truly shocking thing to say, I'm very surprised at you ? what if this was in reverse? truly shocking worse than recruiting in game, I can't believe you of all people said this? addendum, although you are right, they are far stricter than XI To make it very clear do you consider it right to direct people like this to other servers, which incidentally I play on? Not the XI that I know?

I live in one of the last areas of the UK with native red squirrels, rapidly displaced by greys, sent on holiday from the USA years ago. We have been instructed (by the Government) to kill every grey we can to try to save the red. What do my neighbours do, they feed the greys and build them little houses, if you mention shooting them you're cruel, so goodbye red hello grey. What's a grey squirrels natural enemy? that would live in the uk and just eat them?

I'm already at the end of the path mate ( Gantt chart in place of smiley ) I keep a collection of idiots under the patio. (joke) I'll bet you've named some spiders after your wives you naughty boy, Some people think the same about kids, generally the same people who love themselves and money Don't worry buddy your post count is heading for the stars, follow me

EX And one of the two fckrs who caused it asked to be forgiven today

OMG what have I done ??? I can only apologise for posting under the joke forum, this was unintentional, I now realise that some sad fckrs here have zero sense of humour, and WILL be offended. In way of making up I'll post a graph of the current interest rate rise over the past hour and a breakdown of todays blue chip gains. So so so so sorry for trying to make you laugh, I'm trying believe me, I haven't smiled all day LMFAO

It isn't often he's sober but the old boy made it through to the final selection for science with two other candidates, fingers crossed for him :- The 1st candidate showed proof that humans were definitely from a genus evolving from Africa The 2nd candidate showed proof that radio waves could be bent through time and space The big moment Up steps our very own Budman, he makes his way to the stage in front of the committee, unsteadily grasping the table he brings from his top pocket an old matchbox. Opening the matchbox there is a scream from the ladies present as a large hairy spider emerges, he places the spider on the table :- 'Walk forward' he says, and the spider walks forward 'Stop' he says and the spider stops 'Walk backwards' he says and the spider walks backwards The committee are amazed, picking the spider up Budman pulls off all it's left legs, one of the women faints, he places it back on the table 'Go clockwise' he says, the spider goes clockwise 'Go anticlockwise' he says, the spider goes anti clockwise Picking it up again he pulls off the remainder of it's legs and places it back on the table 'Walk forward' he says - nothing 'Walk backward' he says - nothing 'Go clockwise' he says - nothing 'Go anticlockwise' he says - nothing He glances at the committee, and what does that prove? asks the chairman Proudly Budman faces them and says - ' It proves that when you pull all the legs off a spider they go deaf' Strike a new medal Rockape it's in the bag

Thanks MtDeW, may the fleas in your armpits never migrate to your crotch ps Some in these forums hate old Rob, I worry about my future, the times I've sobbed myself to sleep (laughing). I sincerely hope they don't use these subtle British insults before getting Rob to explain them first?

So she's still falling for your old chat up line ? 'Lets go down this track and I'll show you my snake' That's a beautiful snake, bet you picked it up?

Trans cheerleader removed from camp after ‘choking teammate’ who called her 'a man with a penis’ (gbnews.uk) Was rolling around laughing :- 'after reportedly choking a teammate who told her that she was “a man with a penis”. Wow must have been a big one ????? Linda Lovelace special

Goddam the pusher (Steppenwolf)

Yep, change the oil every 6000 miles, and a diesel will easily do 250,000 and a petrol 150,000 miles with no problems. Other bits are just straight mechanical replacement or wear, as we all know rust is the enemy I live near the coast and by 20 years my cars are starting with tin rot, so off they go. If you live in California a car should last a lifetime, if you service, and change all fluids.

I've done exactly the same as you all my life, buying low mileage 1-2 year old vehicles (around 50-60% of new cost) and running them as long as possible. Secret is to run at least 3 in a family so if one is down and being repaired you're still mobile. In general I get around 20 years averaging costs of about £1000 per year, I sell them as 'classics' at 20 years, sometimes getting back more than I paid for them.

There once was a monastery that was very strict. Following a vow of silence, no one was allowed to speak at all. But there was one exception to this rule. Every ten years, the monks were permitted to speak just two words. After spending his first ten years at the monastery, one monk went to the head monk. "It has been ten years," said the head monk. "What are the two words you would like to speak?" "Bed... hard..." said the monk. "I see," replied the head monk, we'll give you a new mattress Ten years later, the monk returned to the head monk's office. "It has been ten more years," said the head monk. "What are the two words you would like to speak?" "Food... cold..." said the monk. "I see," replied the head monk, I'll make sure you get it warm Yet another ten years passed and the monk once again met with the head monk who asked, "What are your two words now, after these ten years?" "I... quit!" said the monk. "Well, I can see why," replied the head monk. "All you ever do is complain."

I'll stay quiet lest I offend one of our snowflakes, but it is tempting

They never recover, isn't that true Pia and Dot ?? Where you been buddy, thought you'd hibernated with those bears in your woods? you still stalking snakes?

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