RobMc

After he put his teeth in the old bugger wouldn't remember what he did it for anyway?? The first course would give him a heart attack, never mind the main one. Found you some organic peanut butter Bud if you want to go 'au natural'? 'Last Tango in Tampa' ?

It's me EDD, clean your shower

Oh yes it is, I got so bored reading the forums I had to return lol.

Pete ????? kiddies read these forums, leave out your sexual preferences for Gods sake

Love the girls there, as you leave they always say 'see you later' (that's sick even for me) Did you get one ?

Hey buddy what a coincidence? I've been using the search engine you recommended to me last year. 'Nosey Cunt' is fantastic, has a great UI, perfect for those rainy days when you just wander round the dark web window shopping. I'm surprised you have swapped ?,as WTF came in for some bad reviews when us oldies shopped for diapers, they lead you up the garden path. There is many an old soul now sitting in an 'iron maiden' having been taken to the 'house of pain' website (tell your wife she needs more stock) by that search engine. Remember, if you're digging for dirt 'Nosey Cunt' is the best out there at the moment just ahead of Google Grooming in the ratings. ps You managing to hit anything yet with your rifle? I sensed your frustration last time we played, you'll get there buddy, just keep trying Uncle Rob

Don't worry my old buddy, after 10 beers they all seem the same, none seem to work well?

This war that's going on must be the first ever where it's cheaper to throw a nuke than a petrol bomb . You're ok, I paid £1 97p A LITRE on Monday for diesel, which is $9.73 per US gallon, one garage in the west end of London is charging £2 56p per litre on the news

Remember the old heterosexual motto,' better on the mind than the buttcrack '

Time to sell the brothel and retire ???? your wife and Grandkids miss you

Who got your Dick ???????

And how many will get this one????? There are reports of the Russians using thermobaric weapons, the ones that suck all the oxygen from your lungs. Perhaps Putin wants to be remembered in history as 'Vlad the Inhaler' ????

Is it me ?, or does everyone else notice that old Wayne has become a bit of 'a lounge lizard' lately ? that used to be my job, I get the feeling he's a pussy hunter not a moose hunter How are you boy?

Ah ha my well spoken friend you have been trapped, this is indeed the correct spelling, however I deliberately cut and pasted this from your original post, please check. Your sartorial elegance was never in doubt, you are the perfect clothes hanger (I was tempted to put hangar to trap you again) your display of T shirts has awakened the fashion houses in Milan sir. But to business, I wish to put out a contract on the head of an evil organisation, he encourages people to enrol in his clan and follow his beliefs. Once trapped in an endless circle of gaming, gambling and jokes the disciples lose their minds, becoming idiots in the extreme. A modern Billy Graham, or worse, I fear he is modelling it on the famous cult in Waco, you hear him rambling Timmah is a whacko, Budman is a whacko etc etc. Only last year he was looking for ammunition from his disciples. In order to save the gaming world I fear we must take action now, I will forward the name by different means, I know your terms will be reasonable, but remember I'm a pensioner. Keep in touch on this forum, keep using big words, the fckrs lose interest over 2 syllables, we'll be safe, let me know buddy, I fear my time in this forum is limited.

Uncle Rob is forced once more into helping one of his old buddy's (oh yes I'll chuck in Timmah too), since I left there appears to be a lot of pain among the idiots? Let Uncle Rob psychoanalyse your obvious plea for help buddy, your cry from the heart. 1/. If you don't tidy up a bit the only pussy you'll see in that house will be the one in the first pic. 2/. Stop taking drugs 3/. Stop taking photographs and staring at mirrors in mens toilets, the ultimate result is a pain in the ass and 2 years detention. 4/. Keep eating all that food and you will become a rotund quadriped very quickly 5/. Love the shots in the car where you look like an out of work hitman, stick to the day job 6/. Wonderful job of 'sucking your gut in' on side photos, girls are jealous 7/. When bananas go black they are right for the bin not consumption Signed Butt Plug (collector of fishing vids)

I may be rotund but I'm perfectly balanced thank you, and you must be wound up I tried so hard? where's my m....th..f.....g fishing video bitch? Please do not mix our politicians with the average person, you want us to do that with yours ?????????????? Luv U Butt Nugget ps drop off the Margherita about 8 pps You had an argument??? must have missed it, just like your vid.

Love you boys, miss the political forum, we had some great laughs, and good to wind up Timmah 'the bitch' , but wow there's some bad mouthing going on, thought I'd even it out lol? @MikeB keep that offer of a bed open, the fools in the press here are asking Western leaders to assassinate Putin this morning, that's going to calm him down eh?? If they don't leave him an escape route we are all doomed, characters like that don't lose.

@Timmah ok 'cookie boy' aka 'dumb waiter' just before your next crucial delivery and pizza, before you step up before the UN giving your opinions look at this, many more on Youtube but many many more from more reputable sources (or in your case sauces lol). The current Ukrainian President 'tolerates' this lot, currently between 8-10% of his troops, nice bloke, their only purpose in life is to hate and kill Russians, no other country on earth does that - oh hold on? Yes I'm pissed of not only at the war but what it's costing my country YET AGAIN. We drive on terrible roads, our health service is collapsing the £350 million promised last election never appeared, our basic infrastructure is crumbling. But a war in a foreign country?, hey already £400 million given in armaments, £200 million in cash and £500 million more promised, pissed off you bet I am. We already have 1000 refugees (illegal) flooding in every week, the thought of supporting another million gladdens our hearts. But I love irony and now on TV I watch spineless politicians on TV spouting about Ukraines right to sovereignty and defence of her borders. Exactly the same MP's who never accepted the Brexit vote which was for those very reasons. Stick to your guns @LtLaszlo he might name a pasta after you when this cools down, motherfucker

OK Motherfuckers once more I'm forced to return, and this time to protect @LtLaszlo who is actually speaking the truth. Now I know you fckrs don't like facts but feel free to investigate these facts, that are just that, and easily researched if you can be arsed, which of course most of you won't, you'll believe anything shown to you ? Upon the break up of the Soviet Union Ukraine inherited one of the most powerful defence forces in the world, masses of up to date armaments and nukes, literally huge numbers. So what did they do? they sold them off - oh the irony?, remember in a very short timescale:- 1/. They disbanded their armed forces en masse and sold off almost 95% of their arms 2/. They actually believed that a treaty would protect them and gave back ALL of their nuclear arms, ask Russia about such treaties, they signed one with Hitler prior to WW2, we know how that went. 3/. The revolution in Ukraine was undoubtedly by some very unsavoury characters, Putin may not be wrong calling them Nazis. They now control Ukraine, like most the current President is a figurehead for an absolutely corrupt regime (oh yes)! 4/. The Russian President has 'never' wavered from the fact that NATO are encroaching more and more on Russias borders. Remember this country has been invaded and almost conquered numerous times, and is wary of repeats. For those youngsters amongst us we well remember the Cuban crisis when the boot was on the other foot, look this one up and compare it to what is happening now. Putin has consistently warned us, do we listen - no! 5/. Now that the shit has hit the fan, despite all the above they want us to fight their war which has NOTHING to do with us, they are not NATO members, and doubtful whether they would ever be. Old Trump also had it spot on about NATO members not paying their dues, see the fckrs such as Germany scrambling now to rectify it, well done Mr President. Yes it is awful, yes it pointless but as Russia points out we invaded Iraq on the pretence of stopping weapons of mass destruction that WERE NOT THERE! So some of you should do some reading before slanging off Lazio, Putin is an arsehole - but so are we, remember that. Back in a year

Oh Queenie darling, Uncle Rob feels compelled to return to help you wicked lady, in memory of those threesomes you me and Ayaq used to enjoy (in the forums of course). I pop back occasionally to check the idiots are behaving, unfortunately they are, how boring the forum is nowadays. So I will give you some help in a way only you, me and @baldie understand. I know you will take this the right way (no pun intended), you are still some 'gal'. Firstly regarding this laptop, so sorry to hear that unusually you were 'turned off' ? perhaps if you sat on uncle Robs lap so I could fiddle around in your laptop it would turn you on ? the offer is always there, no charge dear lady. Let me assist in building a Queenie suitable computer from afar, one that suits you, so before you plough (she'll get this) any money in lets look at some of the 69 components needed. Firstly a HARD drive, guessing you'll want a 'big un'? Memory, let Rob tweak those twin frequencies until they are hot and singing, we can then move to other parts I think we should go the barebone route, saves time, permanent 'on' switch Many times the boys have dreamt about you being a suitable motherboard, to bring you up to date recommend Rob 'flashes' your bios, wink wink Afraid I can't find any soundcard that stifles screams effectively, just use on board You may wish to wait awhile until prices are 'going down' There, is that any help? over and out from Rob until the next idiot needs me, always on call

OK all definitely the last one I hope I have a problem, a problem I have had my entire lifetime, and that is principles, they have cost me dear (and even jobs) at times. One of these is 'That cheats should not prosper', I'm afraid I see this happening right in front of my eyes, and being me I will not ignore it. It is all too easy to ignore things like this and take the easy way out, and I do see this, but it is not for me I'm afraid. You have all seen me argue many times over the years about these principles, I can be a pure cunt, and ruthless at times, but if I think it's right I'll defend it. Now Rugger and the team do a magnificent job and have the patience of saints, however you remember as well as I do the update to members about taking more actions about cheaters and hackers. Then what do I see ? well I see what I put in the first post, to say I'm extremely disappointed is an understatement. Beer is right 'it's supposed to be fun' encouraging these fckrs is not right and takes the fun away, and if you want proof look at how many are playing at the moment. Normally I would have been playing for 3 hours, now no one on until late afternoon.

Well I don't want to drop my tags, but I also feel strongly that as a clan member it is rubbing our noses in it being forced to play with cheaters, I'll not say any more I'll see how the other members feel.

So yet again, despite promises we let a player caught cheating play on, the last couple took two years to kick, and did they stop cheating after their first warnings, let me see no they didn't, surprise eh? Now what you do is up to you, but let us look at some consequences of your (poor) decision making :- 1/. Yet again someone gets some evidence only to have it overturned, happens time and time again, so are they going to bother their arse in the future?, you bet they're fucking not. 2/. Honest ordinary members now have to play on their own so called servers with someone they know for certain is a cheat, what a ludicrous state of affairs. 3/. May I remind the management that recently they said they would be taking action on things like this, only for us to see nothing changing at all. 4/. I know this fckr will not stop, he'll give it a few months then be back to normal, he was suspicious on ftag, time will tell, but I know that I'll not be playing with him on our servers, and if the rest of you had any morals neither should you. I was just going to hand my tags in, almost useless anyway, but those who know me know I don't give in without a fight, so do something for me, if you agree with me that you are sick of seeing known cheaters play put a like at the end of this. Thanks Rob

Leave it thank you

I ain't organising no rock concerts for them, they earn a fortune already