RobMc

We've already seen your plums

"Only hands on is real, porn and sexual satisfaction exist only in our imagination" - RobMc, Inside the Mind of a Pervert

Ah ha ? now I understand why @Timmah! is looking to buy land, and he tried to tell us it was for pumpkins ?

FFS you'd turn the telly off ??????????? you animal

OK heres your next task (should you take it) do a video on the history of your area in a 20 mile radius of where you live. See how far back you can trace human beings, and things such as dinosaurs with some video evidence, be honest no pre burying bones. Show us any standing or remaining traces of humans be it buildings, farming or disused buildings (that will become historic). Do as you did here, talk to people and see what they can input, I get wrong because I talk to everyone. You could do a spooky one by spending the night in a haunted building, TBB will keep you company.

I love the Ted talks too, I think I've watched most by now including the X, the Cambridge science festival is also good, try this and the one on explosives :-

I did, it was snowing here and my Huskies had cold, hey it was better than the oscars (which I never saw and wouldn't watch). Next time slap someone and you'll be famous, the Midwife who slapped my dad when I was born went on to be a great drag artist, more buddy.

Honestly buddy I enjoyed it, try and get Bigfoot in the next one. ps how do we find it in Youtube what's your channels title?

You lot all on drugs over there, sheets/curtains/collar/cuffs is this a new fetish even old Rob has never encountered? ffs I'm gonna rummage round the wardrobes for thrills, see if that milf next door needs a new shirt ? This isn't referring to the Thai Bride mail catalogue is it, you know pick her up at the airport, get suspicious when she reverse parks, then first night in the bedroom no pussy, just meat and two veg? We've all been there mate?

@Timmah! if you wait awhile until your senile old Pres infuriates Putin enough to press the button you will probably get the land cheaper?

Explain please?, you back to cross dressing ??? sheets/curtains ??????????

Knowing McGrim he'll still be trying to open the box it came in ?

OMG we'll lose Timmah from the servers ??

I knew it, I sensed all these trips were to find some dogging woods, you old lecher you, show them your nuts.

Hello son, gather the move went well? unfortunately @Timmah! cannot spare any worms, you will notice the blender, needed for the next batch of pasta sauce. On the plus side there may be some spare capacity after he has finished chopping the sweetbreads for his next dish - 'The dogs bollocks' (how does he think of these recipes ????)

As Timmah points out this type of thing goes way back to the 'South Sea Bubble', yes you may make a few short term gains but one teeny weeny point to bear in mind, it is entirely dependent on computers and the internet, and all that brings with it. 'If you can't touch it does it exist? If it doesn't exist how can it have a value? Money (which you can touch) is an imaginary thing invented by man. Many many times in history currencies have collapsed, as we progress will this be any different ? Every day punters put millions on a horse (Dusty carpet, never been beaten) which is a dead cert, that gets beat, with the same hopes and dreams of profits. I would say, just like anything else try it, but know how to get out of it as in the long term Governments will probably control it, they always do. I'll stick to Fair Isle, he's a good jumper Good luck

I'm amazed at those of you that thought this was important ? Yesterday on the news I saw a 68 year old Ukrainian man who had sheltered in his cellar with his wife when Russian soldiers had taken over his house. One of the Russians stole his booze and got drunk, he came into the cellar and for fun shot off the oldmans right foot with a shotgun, this unfortunately is true. Get real, these actors are taking you for a ride, they are Charlatans, lower than politicians REAL LIFE IS IMPORTANT

Well come on boys, the news says he insulted his wife, I know if anyone insulted mine I'd snap his white stick in two and kick his dog to death.

The dealer will give you good advice on how to toss your money away, he's been successful with you on many occasions.

Hello dear boy, haven't seen you for a while, you and @EastCoast50 been shacking up again ? practising your COD skills and thinking you'll beat old Rob? Never happen until you boys sober up and buy spectacles, so I'm safe. The condom testing never took off the ground, or my scrotum to be more precise, I discovered I was latex intolerant, shrivelled up and couldn't even get them on. So I took the soft option and left, what a farewell send off, they must have spent a fortune on balloons. Due to my experience and age I'm still on a retainer for diaper testing, but only part time now, working on one at the moment for a chain of curry houses. You boys (and EC) over there probably aren't too familiar with the UK's favourite food, the reason why most men and women are 4 XL +. Hot curries in order are Madras, Vindaloo, Phall and 'Blood Orange', referring to the waste products and effects. I'm in the development stages of a new variety of blood orange, the pressure testing, retention and odour control aren't going well. I deduce this from the reluctance to approach me by any of the team, wife or friends. But hey ho early days, we'll get there eventually. Rob

In Florida that's classed as a Mousetrap Wayne.

My favourite job was about 40 years ago in the Middle East as a clairvoyant, on a Friday after prayers I'd gather them around me, burn some incense and a candle. In the dim light and spooky atmosphere of flickering candle light I would invoke the spirits :- 'Is there anyone there', I would chant, as the audience were spellbound and glued to my every word 'There are mists forming' 'A spirit is trying to communicate with someone' 'I am beginning to see a letter, it is getting clearer' ' The letter is M', I screamed 'Is anyone here called Mohammed' ????????????????????????????????

Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck She put them on the fireplace To see if they would kiss Remember that great poem?, Rob hijacking and lowering the tone as usual. Walter Trout and his protégé Danny Bryant

is the 'B' a typo ??? and what do you mean moderately ?

FFS @tsw 8.5 stop getting Rob excited with these titles , I expected something 'hotter' lol.