RobMc

Imagine hearing your wife say those words ?? Yea imagine Wonder what it's like ?

Neither do the rest of the players ( Sorry Basil I couldn't resist )

Me too, can't get online

Patently not true lol ?

Biden's visiting an old folks home, he walks up to an old lady, shakes her hand, and says 'Do you know who I am??' 'No' she replies, 'but if you ask the nurse on reception she'll tell you.' Biden headed for reception

How about this ??? FU

Called Budweiser in some places, Fosters in others

I wish it to go on record that I do NOT eat yellow snow I drink it

Bite me Pengy says that all the time, and I used to imagine what she meant before I took that cold shower. Don't disillusion me

That'll teach you to go on porn sites

Yes I wonder how the world would be if you were still part of UK? probably worse than it is now, we've always enjoyed a fight. But we may have seen 'Arise Sir Sammy?', you never know.

NO! the wife always stays upwind

Happens all the time (to me?)

Bloody coffee drinkers

Is that the machine that cancels out your breath, armpits and farts if you are upwind?

More woke people deciding what you can or can't do Chubby Brown hits out at 'woke snowflakes' after show cancelled due to petition signed by 59 people (gbnews.uk) So far I think the UK's winning hands down

Yea but who are these 'people' who are imposing all these things, I've never met one, these people have serious issues if they call their Mom "a birthing person", is Mothers Day on the way out? I personally would like to teach them common sense the old fashioned way.

Ah ha, but does it have anyone capable of using them ?

I knew I'd touch a nerve saying Canada, naughty Rob, here's another, it is relentless Woke Scout leaders ban the terms ‘man-made’ and 'dinner ladies' in fear of hurting anyone's feelings | The Sun

How about a post where we all can describe the lunacy going on in the world, see whose country tops the bill (I'm betting Canada), what stupid things are going on in your world, heres some from the UK SAS bans nicknames such as ‘Doris’, ‘Ruperts’ and ‘Crabs’ because they can be offensive (gbnews.uk) Do they think these guys are home helps??, and from last week Boris (Prime Minister) has now given £2.6 Billion to Ukraine, despite not yet giving the £350 million he promised to the NHS pre election, we have the money to defend foreign borders but not our own apparently. The SNP want to employ illegal immigrants in the civil service A school in Norfolk will only allow boys to wear trousers or skirts, not shorts to balance things up https://www.gbnews.uk/news/schoolboys-told-they-can-wear-skirts-but-not-shorts-due-to-gender-neutral-uniform-policy/326250 We can’t deport convicted rapists because of human rights, we can't deport illegal immigrants because of human rights Russia says the UK will be the first country to be wiped off the map, oh great See what the loonies have this week, the world is very strange at the moment

Too drunk to do the sentence I'll bet

I had the same job in the local Cathouse

Don't you miss him? there was a conspiracy theory programme on tv last week about guess what? contrails, Hxtr might yet be proved right.

Not fancy the 'Dragons Claw' ?

Thank God you said 'out'